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    carpenter-t Posts: 88, Reputation: 19
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    Feb 26, 2010, 02:51 PM
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    A lawyer and a construction worker are sitting in a bar when a real good looking lady walks by.the construction worker says to the lawyer "boy i'd like to screw her" and the lawyer says "out of what"
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    Feb 26, 2010, 03:03 PM

    I like it. Only a lawyer would think of "what"...
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    Feb 26, 2010, 04:25 PM

    Lol, lawyers do have one track minds.
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    Feb 27, 2010, 04:07 AM

    Short but sweet, I like these one's I can actually remember them!
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