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Feb 21, 2010, 04:02 PM
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Five Surgeons
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers..... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Toronto , Canada shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the are interchangeable."
:D
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Pest Control Expert
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Feb 21, 2010, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Homegirl 50
and the head and the(filtered) are interchangeable."
Which filtered body part did you come up with?
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Feb 22, 2010, 04:58 PM
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Well, that about sums up all politicians...
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Feb 22, 2010, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Catsmine
Which filtered body part did you come up with?
My guess is A55 :cool:
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Pest Control Expert
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Feb 22, 2010, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by friend4u178
My guess is A55 :cool:
I thought of genitalia, too. ;)
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Feb 22, 2010, 06:40 PM
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Yea, a lot of politicians talk out of their "filters".
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Feb 22, 2010, 06:54 PM
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[QUOTE=jmjoseph;2243243]Yea, a lot of politicians talk out of their "filters".[/QUOTE
An Honest Politician.. Is that an oxymoron? I love the joke. I'm sending it to my brother.
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Feb 22, 2010, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Homegirl 50
Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers..... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
But the fifth surgeon, from Toronto , Canada shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the are interchangeable."
:D
This is so funny!!
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