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    Feb 21, 2010, 04:02 PM
    Five Surgeons
    Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

    The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers..... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

    But the fifth surgeon, from Toronto , Canada shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the are interchangeable."

    :D
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    Feb 21, 2010, 04:11 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Homegirl 50 View Post
    and the head and the(filtered) are interchangeable."
    Which filtered body part did you come up with?
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    Feb 22, 2010, 04:58 PM

    Well, that about sums up all politicians...
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    Feb 22, 2010, 05:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Catsmine View Post
    Which filtered body part did you come up with?
    My guess is A55 :cool:
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    Feb 22, 2010, 06:38 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    My guess is A55 :cool:
    I thought of genitalia, too. ;)
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    Feb 22, 2010, 06:40 PM

    Yea, a lot of politicians talk out of their "filters".
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    Feb 22, 2010, 06:54 PM
    [QUOTE=jmjoseph;2243243]Yea, a lot of politicians talk out of their "filters".[/QUOTE




    An Honest Politician.. Is that an oxymoron? I love the joke. I'm sending it to my brother.
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    Feb 22, 2010, 07:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Homegirl 50 View Post
    Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

    The first surgeon, from New York , says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

    The second, from Chicago , responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded."

    The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, "No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

    The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers..... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

    But the fifth surgeon, from Toronto , Canada shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the are interchangeable."

    :D
    This is so funny!!

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