[sergie]

The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
Making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she
Cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of
Your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least
I can tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but
They'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the
Car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and
Let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very
Dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the
Enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because
You're afraid you'll put on weight.. The poor thing devoured them in
Moments.

Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested a shower, and
While she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
Holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that
You have had for a few years, but
Don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
Which you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that
You don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you
Bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so
Grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door,
She turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,

'Please... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't
Use?

[Catsmine]

The man now sings Soprano, right?

[albear]

Perfectly decent excuse :D