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An American, An French, And an Peking man
Part A.
There were 3 man walking in the dessert- an American, an French, and an Peking man. They just kept walking until they found a bottle. When they opened the bottle, a man came out. The man told them that he was an immortal and he could help them to accomplish their 3 dreams. The American firstly asked for 10 million, and the immortal accomplish his dream, moreover, the immortal asked his another dream. The American thought a while, and asked for another 10 million. At last, he asked the immortal to send him to his home. Of course, the American back home with 20 million. The French told the immortal that he need a beautiful lady, the immortal accomplished his dream. Then he asked for an another lady and the immortal accomplished it for him. At last, he asked the immortal to send him to his home and the immortal did it. The French was happy to back home with two beautiful ladies. The Peking man asked for a bottle of Erguotou(a kind of cheap beer) and the immortal did it. Then the Peking man told the immortal that his second dream was an another bottle of Erguotou and the immortal made it. The immortal asked Peking man what his third dream was. The Peking had a slug and said to him, "I feel so boring that drink lonely, please have them back here..." (Next time I will give other parts of the joke:)) Thanks! |
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Originally Posted by Clough
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Part B.
When the American and the French back, they were so angry but they couldn't do anything... They kept walking until they found an another bottle. As they opened the bottle, an another immortal came out. He said, "I'm the apprentice of the last immortal, and I could only accomplish your two dreams". The American and the French feared the Peking man and asked him to show his dreams first. The Peking man thought for a while then told the immortal that he needed a bottle of Erguotou, so the immortal did it. Of course, the Peking man had an another dream. Therefore, few minutes later, he said to the immortal,"I don't need anything, and you could leave away now"... |
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Shiho:)
I loved it and can't wait for more. I really liked the "immortal" which I know as a "Geni" and "dream" which I know as a "wish" Short version of a joke that many people have already heard a version of... Walking along the beach and found a bottle and a Geni popped out to grant me three wishes. 1. Million dollars... granted (gave me my wish) 2. bridge to Hawaii Said it was too hard and would take too long. 3. To understand women... Geni wanted to know how long to make the bridge:rolleyes: |
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Part C The American and the French were angry but they had to stay along with the Peking man. And they kept walking until they found an another bottle. When they opened the bottle, an immortal came out. "I am the apprentice of the apprentice of the first immortal, and I could accomplish one wish of each person.", The immortal said. "I never want to see the Peking man again!" The American shouted in a hurry. "Me too!", the French said. "What about you, Peking man?", the immortal asked. "What they said didn't count..." Part D They kept walking until they found an another bottle. They opened the bottle, and came out an another immortal. "I'm the brother of the last immortal you met, and I could accomplish one wish of each person, too." "What the Peking man says doesn't count...", the American and the French said in the same time. They looked the Peking man with smile. And the Peking man sadly said,"In fact, I don't like dessert, and how I wish we could back home..." |
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Part E
A Newyork man, a Paris man and a Shanghai man took an exam. The examiner took them into a room with a gorilla each of them. One day later, the Newyork man was beaten by the gorilla who captured the room. One month later, the Paris man and the gorilla came out with smile- they fell in love. The examiners waited a year and couldn't see the Shanghai man out, so they were afraid that the Shanghai man has been killed by the gorilla. They knocked the door. An advanced and beautiful gorilla came out, "Please be quiet, my darling and kids were asleep...", said the gorilla. |
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Ha ha, Unk,;) they like to play jokes on each other when they were eating at the same tables...
And, adam, a Shanghai man was from a province of China, they were afraid of their wife's. The joke meant, a Shanghai man couldn't always be allowed to left his home easily if his wife was at home... :o |
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