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    Dec 5, 2009, 12:49 PM
    Canadian style. Check it out.
    I love the castle but it needs a complete overhaul so we're moving out for the time being.

    I decided to give you all a taste of Canada, so pack your bags, the tickets have been bought, get your arses over here. :)

    We're doing it Canadian style. Not my neck of the woods, but the true Canada, the one that all you Americans think we live in. ;)

    There are Igloos for everyone, some are equipped to handle a large group so choose your partner and snuggle up.

    Don't eat the penguins, they're friendly. The polar bears won't come near the site if you make lots of noise, so hoot and holler.

    We're not going to hunt the seals, they're too cute, so I built a restaurant out of ice that will serve us all our dietary needs.

    There are parkas, scarves, mittens, hats, snow pants, long underwear and boots that are good for up to -30C. Let's hope we don't get to that temp, otherwise we'll all be cuddling. Wait... is that a bad thing? ;)

    We're going to have a blast. Just make sure to bundle up.
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    Dec 5, 2009, 12:53 PM

    I like it very much Alty! :)

    Makes me think of Sneezy :p

    Nice one, really! :)
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    Dec 5, 2009, 12:55 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Unknown008 View Post
    I like it very much Alty! :)

    Makes me think if Sneezy :p

    NIce one, really! :)
    I'm glad you like it Unky.

    Now, before you go to bed make sure that you're bundled up. ;)

    Actually, Igloos are very warm inside, even though they're made of snow, which is cold, they really do keep the heat. I've only been in one that we made, which wasn't built to code, but it was really nice and warm. Heck, we even had to take off our coats because we were getting too hot.

    The hole in the top is a smoke hole, because you can build a fire inside. No worries, it won't melt. I had a professional build these babies. :)
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    Dec 5, 2009, 12:58 PM

    Great! I don't even need that air conditioner! :D

    Wait, we're in Canada and it isn't as hot as in Mauritius... Oops :o

    I made a little typo over there, editing now.
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    Dec 5, 2009, 01:03 PM

    Where is my maple syrup?

    Lol

    Hockey anyone? Maybe some curling...
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    Dec 5, 2009, 01:13 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by mudweiser View Post
    Where is my maple syrup?

    lol

    Hockey anyone? Maybe some curling....
    Sure, just watch out for the polar bears on the ice. ;)
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    Dec 5, 2009, 01:32 PM

    No polar bear bowling allowed?
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    Dec 5, 2009, 01:38 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    no polar bear bowling allowed?
    Not unless you want to get eaten. :eek:
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    Dec 5, 2009, 01:49 PM

    No, I don't want to get eaten. I just want to be not bored. And to go eat. The second is easier to accomplish since the library is closing in about 3.79864 minutes.
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    Dec 5, 2009, 02:05 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by hheath541 View Post
    no, i don't want to get eaten. i just want to be not bored. and to go eat. the second is easier to accomplish since the library is closing in about 3.79864 minutes.
    There is an ice restaurant. I'll meet you at the bar, we'll have nachos and beer. :)
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    Dec 5, 2009, 02:16 PM

    Do I have to watch out for caribou stampedes? We had a woman in a town near here who was trampled by a herd of deer. Downtown.
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    Dec 5, 2009, 02:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Cat1864 View Post
    Do I have to watch out for caribou stampedes? We had a woman in a town near here who was trampled by a herd of deer. Downtown.
    The deer here are reindeer, we're looking after them for Santa, so they'll be here for a few weeks.

    OMG! Christmas is in a few weeks! :eek:
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    Dec 5, 2009, 02:28 PM

    I'm sure the closer it gets to christmas more and more people start to look like father christmas, hmmmm :(
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    Dec 5, 2009, 02:34 PM

    I want my own Igloo... painted red.
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    Dec 5, 2009, 02:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    im sure the closer it gets to christmas more and more people start to look like father christmas, hmmmm :(
    And it's really looking like Christmas at my house right now, at least outside.

    Snow blizzard yesterday, 6 foot snow drifts today. The kids are loving it, I am not.

    In around 1 hour I'm going outside to shovel snow. :(
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    Dec 5, 2009, 02:47 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    I want my own Igloo....painted red.
    You got it baby. Your wish is my command. :)

    FYI, this is what pops up when you Google red igloo;

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    Dec 5, 2009, 02:54 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    And it's really looking like Christmas at my house right now, at least outside.

    Snow blizzard yesterday, 6 foot snow drifts today. The kids are loving it, I am not.

    In around 1 hour I'm going outside to shovel snow. :(
    Well that sucks, couldn't you just get the kids to start a snowball fight with the neighbours across the road, I'm sure all you snow would go eventually :D
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    Dec 5, 2009, 03:05 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by albear View Post
    well that sucks, couldnt you just get the kids to start a snowball fight with the neighbours across the road, im sure all you snow would go eventually :D
    It's too cold for snowball fights. :(

    The snow only sticks together when it's above -5 C. If it's colder then that then the snow won't stick together. No snowmen, no igloo's, no snowball fights, just shoveling.

    Wait, isn't that why I had kids, so I wouldn't have to shovel snow or mow the lawn?

    JARED!! SYDNEY!! Get your snow gear on and grab a shovel! :D :cool:
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    Dec 5, 2009, 04:16 PM

    BEaaaar... I think that you just made two new friends...
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    Dec 5, 2009, 04:20 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    BEaaaar.....I think that you just made two new friends....
    LOL! Jared and Sydney?

    Sydney got her gear on and started to shovel. She came in 5 minutes later with rosy cheeks, wet mittens and soaking wet socks.

    I asked her what happened. Her response;

    "Um, well, there was a pile of snow, it was really tall, I wanted to see if it was taller then me so I jumped in. It was taller then me."

    So I asked if she shoveled any snow. Her response;

    "I was going to but I couldn't get out of the pile I jumped in to. When I finally got out I was cold and wet so I came in. Can't Jared do it, or Daddy, or you? I'm little".

    It's really hard to argue with an adorable 7 year old with rosy red cheeks and wet socks.

    I made her hot chocolate with little marshmellows on top.

    I'm a bad mom. :(

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