[88sunflower]

Welcome family, friends and unknown passengers. You have now bought yourself a one way ticket to view the world.

Please welcome our new employee kc, he will be our bus driver. His partner JLo will guide the tour.

We have red and sunny who will be seated at the front of the bus. Just because... shot gun... always. They serve as our ticket takers. They can refuse a rider at any given time.

Adam and bear are our ride on mechanics. Should you see a problem with the bus or you have concerns please feel free to voice it to the two of them. At random times we will be stopping for routine oil and lube jobs. When the need arises.

If you have a medical need you will find Zoe and Shaz in the back. Should the driving make you sickly please use the nurse services.

Again, please enjoy the ride. We will be making many stops around the world.

Our first stop is... Chicago.

[adam_89]

Well, Marking my territory for now.

[Unknown008]

I'm a passenger!

[redhed35]

Chicago.. stringer country...

Watch out for the bandits!

[Unknown008]

Hey did anyone notice that the ad is about a bus... yutong bus... :rolleyes:

[redhed35]

Sweet bus sunny...

Lucky we 'found' that bag of money!

I feel all cliff richard in summer holiday.

[Just Looking]

Ladies and Gentlemen:

Welcome to Chicago. We are making a quick stop to pick up Stringer … Oh, here he comes now, wearing knickers. Interesting choice – we ask that you put a shirt on though. Birthday suits will be on display later.

And now for the tour …. Chicago is a world-class city of unsurpassed beauty, attracting visitors from around the nation and the world. Located on the shores of Lake Michigan in the heart of the Midwest, Chicago is home to the Blues, top sports teams, an internationally-renowned symphony orchestra, spectacular live theater, celebrated architecture, thousands of restaurants, and world-class museums and shops. Chicago will also be scene one in the upcoming movie, yet to be named but something about birthday suits could be in the title.

[redhed35]

Woop woop woop... wheres calamity?

Oh the windy city is mighty pretty but they isn't got what we got... naky people!

[Cat1864]

Well, Marking my territory for now.

Adam, we get you castle-trained and now we have to get you bus-trained. :rolleyes:

[redhed35]

Someone posted about 'outsiders' coming into the skin lightening thread... I guess that would be me,it was a relationship/self esteam issue...

Think I will just go and be E.T and post a response.

[Unknown008]

Good one Cat! :p

Already at Chicago?

[Just Looking]

Thank you all for signing up for our famed Chicago Red Light District Sex Tour. PLEASE TOUR CHICAGO’S RED-LIGHT DISTRICT WITH YOUR PANTS STILL ON. We will start with Chicago’s old Playboy Club.

On February 29, 1960, an event took place in Chicago that galvanized the entertainment industry. That was the night the Chicago Playboy Club -- the first of what would ultimately become a collection of 40 clubs, hotels and resorts around the world -- opened its doors at 116 East Walton Street, just off Michigan Avenue.

Please watch your step as you exit the bus. Sunny and Red will be serving your favorite drinks at the bar


(I may be taking this theme too seriously. Too much time on my hands. :p )

[Unknown008]

No, it's okay JLo, I like the tour :) I'm visiting :p

By the way, who's Oliver D Rode? :confused:

[Just Looking]

No, it's okay JLo, I like the tour :) I'm visiting :p

By the way, who's Oliver D Rode? :confused:

Excellent question, Unknown. I believe that is Sunny's joke about my driving - as in All Over the Road. :cool:

I am usually a much better driver, but the men on this tour are so distracting.

[redhed35]

Beer for you,beer for you.. we only packed beer!

j-lo,I can't wait until we get to other places to see what you come up with,you can plan the route.

[Unknown008]

Lol! Don't you dare pick one so soon!! I don't want to 'see' you in a hospital bed in the next 150 years! :eek:

[kctiger]

Lots of creative stuff in here. You guys are truly amazing.

[Just Looking]

Undeterred by the Windy City's bone-chilling temperatures that Leap Year night, Playboy keyholders and their guests lined up around the block, waiting patiently for admission to what Newsweek would later call a "Disneyland for adults." Its attractions: Food, drink, entertainment and, most especially, the Playboy Bunnies. In celebration, the Playboy Cyber Club today presents a re-launch of that renowned night. Acting as Playboy Bunnies, we now ask that Zoe, Shaz, Cat, Sunny and Red don your outfits. I will sit at the bar with the men while you prepare. :D

Edit - Alty, you too get to be a Playboy Bunny.

[kctiger]

Undeterred by the Windy City’s bone-chilling temperatures that Leap Year night, Playboy keyholders and their guests lined up around the block, waiting patiently for admission to what Newsweek would later call a "Disneyland for adults." Its attractions: Food, drink, entertainment and, most especially, the Playboy Bunnies. In celebration, the Playboy Cyber Club today presents a re-launch of that renowned night. Acting as Playboy Bunnies, we now ask that Zoe, Shaz, Cat, Sunny and Red don your outfits. I will sit at the bar with the men while you prepare. :D

Can I buy you a drink? :cool:

[Just Looking]

Can I buy you a drink? :cool:

Why, thank you. I'd love a drink. It improves my driving skills.