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Dating & Teen Expert
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Oct 12, 2009, 04:16 PM
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Elk Sex
Two guys are drinking in a bar.
One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"
"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the VFW!"
:D
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Marriage Expert
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Oct 12, 2009, 04:25 PM
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Short and funny, I like it. :)
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Ultra Member
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Oct 12, 2009, 05:00 PM
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Oh Deer :rolleyes:
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Pest Control Expert
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Oct 12, 2009, 05:17 PM
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And I joined AMHD
Waaaah!
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Uber Member
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Oct 12, 2009, 05:26 PM
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Too funny.
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Full Member
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Oct 12, 2009, 06:17 PM
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It was a challenge, but I found the second of the (only 2 elk jokes in existence).
Elk Hunting
Bubba and Jake chartered a plane with a pilot to drop them off in the wilds of Alaska for a week of elk hunting, just the same as they did the year before. When the pilot returned with the plane Bubba exclaimed joyfully to the pilot, "We had a great hunting trip! We bagged four elk!"
The pilot regretfully explained, "Unfortunately, our plane can only fly with the weight of two elk. You'll have to leave the other two behind."
Bubba and Jake were both infuriated and insistent. "We won't allow you to fly this plane out without all four elk," Jake demanded.
The eager to please pilot relented and the plane took off with the three of them and their four elk. About fifteen minutes into the flight the engine started to sputter, and within seconds they were hurtling to the ground.
Wearily arising from the wreckage, Bubba looked at Jake and wheezed, "Do you have any idea where we are?"
Jake, quite pleased with himself, replied, "Yes! We're about a mile from where we crashed last year."
Now go have some fun!:D:rolleyes::p!!!
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Ultra Member
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Oct 12, 2009, 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Homegirl 50
Two guys are drinking in a bar.
One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"
"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the VFW!"
:D
I'm a moose! What do I get?:cool:
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Pest Control Expert
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Oct 13, 2009, 02:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Just Dahlia
I'm a moose! What do I get?:cool:
Flying squirrels with aviator caps?
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Uber Member
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Oct 13, 2009, 11:40 AM
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I don't get it :o
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Marriage Expert
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Oct 13, 2009, 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by shazamataz
I don't get it :o
VFW stands for Veterans of Foreign Wars
Bullwinkle and Rocky
I think you should know AMHD :D
Did I miss what you didn't get? :)
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Uber Member
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Oct 13, 2009, 11:44 AM
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Ok I get it now... I didn't know what VFW stood for ;)
Cheers :D
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Dating & Teen Expert
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Oct 13, 2009, 12:25 PM
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The elks is also a men's social club.
He is saying has he known elks had that much sex he would not have joined the VFW which is also a social club
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Ultra Member
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Oct 13, 2009, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by shazamataz
I don't get it :o
I'm so glad I'm wasn't the only one :)
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Pest Control Expert
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Oct 13, 2009, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by albear
im so glad im not the only one :)
Re - read with Toastmasters for VFW
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Ultra Member
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Oct 13, 2009, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Catsmine
Re - read with Toastmasters for VFW
That doesn't really help much :o
No worries, thanks for trying cats :D
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Pest Control Expert
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Oct 13, 2009, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by albear
that doesnt really help much :o
no worries, thanks for trying cats :D
Optimists? Rotary Club? Goodfellows? Masons? Starfleet Academy?
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