[Homegirl 50]

Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the VFW!"

:D

[Cat1864]

Short and funny, I like it. :)

[friend4u178]

Oh Deer :rolleyes:

[Catsmine]

And I joined AMHD

Waaaah!

[KISS]

Too funny.

[summer7]

It was a challenge, but I found the second of the (only 2 elk jokes in existence).

Elk Hunting

Bubba and Jake chartered a plane with a pilot to drop them off in the wilds of Alaska for a week of elk hunting, just the same as they did the year before. When the pilot returned with the plane Bubba exclaimed joyfully to the pilot, "We had a great hunting trip! We bagged four elk!"

The pilot regretfully explained, "Unfortunately, our plane can only fly with the weight of two elk. You'll have to leave the other two behind."

Bubba and Jake were both infuriated and insistent. "We won't allow you to fly this plane out without all four elk," Jake demanded.

The eager to please pilot relented and the plane took off with the three of them and their four elk. About fifteen minutes into the flight the engine started to sputter, and within seconds they were hurtling to the ground.

Wearily arising from the wreckage, Bubba looked at Jake and wheezed, "Do you have any idea where we are?"

Jake, quite pleased with himself, replied, "Yes! We're about a mile from where we crashed last year."


Now go have some fun!:D:rolleyes::p!!!

[Just Dahlia]

Two guys are drinking in a bar.

One says, "Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a night?"

"Aw crap..," says his friend, "and I just joined the VFW!"

:D

I'm a moose! What do I get?:cool:

[Catsmine]

I'm a moose! What do I get?:cool:

Flying squirrels with aviator caps?

[shazamataz]

I don't get it :o

[Cat1864]

I don't get it :o

VFW stands for Veterans of Foreign Wars

Bullwinkle and Rocky

I think you should know AMHD :D

Did I miss what you didn't get? :)

[shazamataz]

Ok I get it now... I didn't know what VFW stood for ;)

Cheers :D

[Homegirl 50]

The elks is also a men's social club.
He is saying has he known elks had that much sex he would not have joined the VFW which is also a social club

[albear]

I don't get it :o

I'm so glad I'm wasn't the only one :)

[Catsmine]

im so glad im not the only one :)

Re - read with Toastmasters for VFW

[albear]

Re - read with Toastmasters for VFW

That doesn't really help much :o

No worries, thanks for trying cats :D

[Catsmine]

that doesnt really help much :o

no worries, thanks for trying cats :D

Optimists? Rotary Club? Goodfellows? Masons? Starfleet Academy?