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    #21

    Oct 6, 2009, 03:10 PM

    I wonder what would happen if you ran over a ninja...

    Damn... I need to find out..
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    #22

    Oct 6, 2009, 11:21 PM

    Lol! Either he gets killed, or he uses his martial arts to vanish and evade the car, lol :p
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    #23

    Oct 7, 2009, 06:14 AM

    That one made me laugh. Could you imagine if you were in that position that guy was in with his son? Lmao
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    #24

    Oct 7, 2009, 06:23 AM
    If the ninja uses his/her superhuman powers of flexibility, speed and strength to avoid the car, did you run over him? :confused:

    By the way, can we develop a sarcasm font that actually drips sarcasm?
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    #25

    Oct 7, 2009, 07:56 AM

    I don't know Cat... he would then get 'fakely' run over. :D
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    #26

    Oct 7, 2009, 08:10 AM
    When you're laughing,I'm crying.:confused:
    It's so long that I cann't get the point if I don't spend 2+ hours...
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    #27

    Oct 7, 2009, 08:16 AM

    Lol! :p Take your time shihouzhuge :) Your ease in english will gradually come, don't worry.
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    #28

    Oct 7, 2009, 09:22 AM
    Whew...
    OK it is official.
    I am more normal than I imagined.
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    #29

    Oct 7, 2009, 09:25 AM

    I don't know why Firmy, that made me laugh hard! Phew!
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    #30

    Oct 7, 2009, 12:30 PM

    I am so totally impressed - every one of those was funny, I love this list, I am IN love with this list (now, if the sarcasm font you were talking about existed, someone could use it to tell me to marry the list.. )
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    #31

    Oct 7, 2009, 12:37 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by aliseaodo View Post
    I am so totally impressed - every one of those was funny, I love this list, I am IN love with this list (now, if the sarcasm font you were talking about existed, someone could use it to tell me to marry the list..)
    That is funny aliseaodo. This is one of the best things I have found.
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    #32

    Oct 7, 2009, 02:46 PM
    Dearly Beloved,

    We are gathered here to join Aliseaodo ...

    Nope, still can't find the font.
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    #33

    Oct 8, 2009, 12:27 AM

    Or... perhaps we could assign a font to the 'sarcasm font', taking forward the idea of Cats? :rolleyes:

    Ok, 1st try:
    Sarcasm
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    #34

    Oct 8, 2009, 06:06 AM
    fsssssss


    Edit: Oops
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    #35

    Oct 8, 2009, 06:21 AM

    I love this.
    This is my fav one, "Sometimes, I'll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it." Seriously, I've watched a movie a time or two that I saw when I was younger and said out loud, "What the hell. I had no idea!"
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    #36

    Oct 8, 2009, 08:37 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Just Dahlia View Post
    Those were GREAT!!!:D
    I laughed out loud on most, like map quest, a missed phone call.

    You mentioned obituaries? I missed it and went back and scanned and still missed it:confused:
    I love your signature,it interested me ,haha:D
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    #37

    Oct 14, 2009, 08:44 PM

    Speaking of the sarcasm font...


    At his meeting with Britains Queen Elizabeth , Australian Prime Minister Kevin Rudd turned to the Queen and said:

    As I'm the Prime Minister, I'm thinking of changing how my great country is referred to, and I'm thinking that it should be a Kingdom."

    The Queen replied, "I'm sorry Mr. Rudd, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge - and you're not a King."

    Rudd thought a while and then said: "How about a Principality then?"

    To which the Queen replied, "Again, to be a Principality you have to be a Prince - and you're not a Prince, Mr. Rudd."

    Rudd thought long and hard and came up with "How about an Empire then?"

    The Queen, getting a little annoyed by now, replied : "Sorry again, Mr. Rudd, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge - and you are not an Emperor."

    Before Rudd could utter another word, The Queen said: "I think you're doing quite nicely as a Country."
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    #38

    Oct 14, 2009, 08:56 PM

    First, how did I miss this thread? Am I not on the mailing list anymore?

    Second, M, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. :)

    Third, my favorite, Every time I have to spell a word over the phone using 'as in' examples, I will undoubtedly draw a blank and sound like a complete idiot. Today I had to spell my boss's last name to an attorney and said "Yes that's G as in...(10 second lapse)..ummm...Goonies"

    That was me today. Who says S as in sphincter? :(
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    #39

    Oct 14, 2009, 09:01 PM

    Love them all Adam.
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    #40

    Oct 20, 2009, 02:06 PM

    Adam - Keep them coming. Some were hilarious.
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