[Alty]

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You will...and I know that you're kidding about having alcohol on your breath...:)

I am? :confused:

Oh, you, I am! :)

Sigh.

Why can't they just hire me and forget the interview? That would be easier. ;)

[this8384]

You're all wrong; every last one of you.

Alty, all you need to do is this:
1. Buy yourself a laptop
2. Set your self-spanking bunny avitar as the background.
3. Bring said laptop to interview. Open and place directly in front of your future employer.

If they don't hire you on that alone, you don't want to work for a jackhole like that.

[Alty]

You're all wrong; every last one of you.

Alty, all you need to do is this:
1. Buy yourself a laptop
2. Set your self-spanking bunny avitar as the background.
3. Bring said laptop to interview. Open and place directly in front of your future employer.

If they don't hire you on that alone, you don't want to work for a jackhole like that.

So now I need a new suit and a laptop?

Okay. Check list.

1. Get a sitter.
2. Print out resume.
3. Buy new suit.
4. Buy laptop.
5. Buy whiskey.
6. Buy valium.
7. Don't vomit.
8. Don't cry.
9. No sex talk.
10. Lie.
11. Leave.
12. Go home, suck thumb and vomit again.

Sound good?

[this8384]

So now I need a new suit and a laptop?

Okay. Check list.

1. Get a sitter.
2. Print out resume.
3. Buy new suit.
4. Buy laptop.
5. Buy whiskey.
6. Buy valium.
7. Don't vomit.
8. Don't cry.
9. No sex talk.
10. Lie.
11. Leave.
12. Go home, suck thumb and vomit again.

Sound good?

I said nothing of a new suit.

Show up naked.

[Alty]

I said nothing of a new suit.

Show up naked.

If I was being interviewed by a man, that would be a plan. But... girl... no. ;)

I have no business attire. I've been a stay at home mom for over 10 years. My wardrobe consists of jeans, shirts, shorts and skirts.

Sigh.

This is so stressful. :(

I really want this job.

[this8384]

If I was being interviewed by a man, that would be a plan. But..... girl.....no. ;)

You never know, maybe her door swings both ways :D

I'll keep you in my prayers - God has a plan for you

[Alty]

You never know, maybe her door swings both ways :D

I'll keep you in my prayers - God has a plan for you

Telling me the plan would help.

I don't like being in the dark. ;)

[this8384]

Telling me the plan would help.

I don't like being in the dark. ;)

No fair; you don't get peeksies ;)

[Alty]

No fair; you don't get peeksies ;)

Why?

I've been good.

Sort of.

Is Thursday here yet? :(

[BlackVY]

Hey Alty, can I ask what is the position for?

[this8384]

Hey Alty, can I ask what is the position for?

Reverse cowgirl.






Fine, I apologize for the inappropriateness of my comment and blah blah blah...

:D

[Alty]

Hey Alty, can I ask what is the position for?

It's their yearly immunization campaign, the position is entering in the names, addresses and other info of the people being immunized.

Like I said, easy peasy. :)

[BlackVY]

Cool cool... well, I guess the best thing to do is to be enthusiastic about the position. Show them you can fit into the company, will do a great job there and won't think of it just as a paycheck, but as something you enjoy doing.

I know that's hard, but more than just your smarts, employers are attracted to your personality and your enthusiasm about the position you applied for.

[albear]

Good luck Alty, I hope you get it :)

[friend4u178]

Just be yourself Alty and you're a shoe in :cool:




Oh and take the carrot out of your butt before you go in , she may want to borrow it :D

[Alty]

Just be yourself Alty and your a shoe in :cool:




Oh and take the carrot outta your butt before you go in , she may wanna borrow it :D

It's not a...

Oh, never mined. :(

[cal823]

If you have nothing to wear, just go nude :p
Sure your interviewer will really appreciate that heaps.

[Alty]

If you have nothing to wear, just go nude :p
Sure your interviewer will really appreciate that heaps.

I actually want this job, so I'll wear clothing. ;)

[BlackVY]

If you went nude, and the interviewer was a guy, then you got the job without saying a word... but like you said, the interviewer is a female... but then again these days... hmmm... this could be interesting...

[friend4u178]

I actually want this job, so I'll wear clothing. ;)

What about if Chuff was doing the interview ;)