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    jenniepepsi Posts: 4,042, Reputation: 533
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    #1

    Jul 22, 2009, 07:03 PM
    A cop pulls over a hooker
    A cop stops a hooker, and he tells her 'ma'am you can't sell sex. Its against the law'

    And she replies.

    I'm not selling sex! I'm selling condoms with a free sample!
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    Jul 22, 2009, 07:07 PM

    HAHA!

    Nice... but they must be pretty expensive condoms... :p
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    Jul 22, 2009, 07:08 PM

    I have a joke:

    Did you know that Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her back yard?








    Yeah, she didn't either.



    x3
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    Jul 23, 2009, 11:21 AM

    Very expensive condoms BlackVY! :D
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    #5

    Jul 23, 2009, 04:43 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Very expensive condoms BlackVY! :D
    Hmmm... well, don't know if they are worth it...

    Here in Kings Cross, some of the "Condoms" for sale are not worth the wrapping they are in... ;)
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    Jul 24, 2009, 12:45 AM

    Haha, yes true, I went to St. Kilda a few years back and some of them were very... very, scary! :eek:
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    Jul 25, 2009, 12:22 AM

    Hmm... at least we know she practices safe(r) sex! XP
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    #8

    Jul 25, 2009, 12:46 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shazamataz View Post
    Very expensive condoms BlackVY! :D
    Actually, now that we're in a recession, women who offer "special services" are cutting back on their prices...

    ... is... what I read... yeah...
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    Jul 25, 2009, 12:49 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny View Post
    actually, now that we're in a recession, women who offer "special services" are cutting back on their prices...

    ...is...what I read...yeah...
    Hmm... you should go post that in the "signs we are in a recession" humor thread! XD
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