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    #521

    Apr 17, 2009, 09:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Night Unky!

    Um, None, now you're alone with KP and me! Shut your eyes if you're squeamish. :D
    lol don't worry ima go to XOXO's house and keep her company =P
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    #522

    Apr 17, 2009, 09:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Do you want the generic, sugar coated, toned down version, or do you want it straight up? I can do both, but one requires pictures and a blow up doll! :D
    Sugar-coated please!! =P
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    #523

    Apr 17, 2009, 09:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by none12345 View Post
    lol dont worry ima go to XOXO's house and keep her company =P
    You sure you don't want to have the talk first? After all, she's in the shower, naked!

    This thread has turned. Amazing how KP and I can do that. Love it! :D
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    #524

    Apr 17, 2009, 09:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You sure you don't want to have the talk first? After all, she's in the shower, naked!

    This thread has turned. Amazing how KP and I can do that. Love it! :D
    LOL Alty, I would like both versions please =P XD
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    #525

    Apr 17, 2009, 09:59 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by none12345 View Post
    Sugar-coated please!!! =P
    You're no fun.

    Okay, mom has eggs, dad has seeds, when the two meet in the cabbage patch then poof, a baby comes 9 months later, and the stork brings it.

    You sure you don't want it straight up? I've got a foot pump for the doll! :D
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    #526

    Apr 17, 2009, 09:59 PM
    I r dun.

    Night all.
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    #527

    Apr 17, 2009, 10:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by none12345 View Post
    LOL Alty, i would like both versions please =P XD
    I can't do the straight up version here, stictly verboten.

    I'll send you the kit. ;)
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    #528

    Apr 17, 2009, 10:01 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by kp2171 View Post
    i r dun.

    nite all.
    Night KP, I'll dream of you.

    Um, before you go to bed, remember what the cold and friction do to me, k?

    On that note. Pleasant dreams dear. :D
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    #529

    Apr 17, 2009, 10:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    I can't do the straight up version here, stictly verboten.

    I'll send you the kit. ;)
    Awww I think I ruined the party, sorry kp T_T I feel bad now... he left
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    #530

    Apr 17, 2009, 10:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by none12345 View Post
    awww i think i ruined the party, sorry kp T_T i feel bad now... he left
    Nothing ruined, no worries, no feeling bad. :)
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    #531

    Apr 17, 2009, 10:06 PM

    Anyway Alty I guess its just me and you now =P wutcha want to talk aboutz? XD
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    #532

    Apr 17, 2009, 10:15 PM

    Hmmmm, I don't know. I'm bored, so anything will do.

    Pick a random topic, doesn't matter what it is, then we'll discuss. :)
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    #533

    Apr 17, 2009, 10:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Hmmmm, I don't know. I'm bored, so anything will do.

    Pick a random topic, doesn't matter what it is, then we'll discuss. :)
    ummm. But yah I hope one day ill give you your 10$+interest XD =P

    but yah I'm kind of tired now too lol. I guess I don't know what to say anymore XD
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    #534

    Apr 17, 2009, 10:30 PM

    Awww, go to bed, you're young, you need your rest.

    Me, I'm old, I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead. ;)
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    #535

    Apr 17, 2009, 10:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Awww, go to bed, you're young, you need your rest.

    Me, I'm old, I'll get all the sleep I need when I'm dead. ;)
    awww Alty, =P ima growing boy XD

    You are not old!! =P
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    #536

    Apr 17, 2009, 10:36 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by none12345 View Post
    awww Alty, =P ima growing boy XD

    You are not old!!! =P
    Am too old, but it's okay, I'm young at heart, that's what counts. :)

    Thankfully I've stopped growing, at least up, out, not sure. ;)
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    #537

    Apr 17, 2009, 10:38 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Am too old, but it's okay, I'm young at heart, that's what counts. :)

    Thankfully I've stopped growing, at least up, out, not sure. ;)
    Lol. Okies Alty I think ima crash now I'm so tired lol going home tomorrow XD
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    #538

    Apr 17, 2009, 10:41 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by none12345 View Post
    lol. okies Alty i think ima crash now im so tired lol going home tomorrow XD
    Lucky boy, going home. Have fun, enjoy this time, it flies by so fast. Before you know it you'll be sitting next to your wife, watching the kids play in the yard and you'll think "how the heck did I get here?"

    It's a great journey, enjoy every step of it.

    And there I go being all mushy again. I like tart Alty better. ;)

    Night Noney, sleep tight.

    And now I'm all alone. Sigh, this sucks!

    KP, come back, we have the house all to ourselves, time to play! :D
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    #539

    Apr 17, 2009, 10:44 PM

    How best to fake an orgasm?

    Random topic:)
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    #540

    Apr 17, 2009, 10:46 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    How best to fake an orgasm?

    Random topic:)
    A lot of moaning, calling out to God, squeezing, and then a huge sigh! :D

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