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    Ana52408 Posts: 152, Reputation: 17
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    Apr 14, 2009, 06:25 PM
    FML of the day!
    Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fu*k me" in Spanish. She claimed it was "pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo frito for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:
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    Apr 14, 2009, 06:44 PM
    Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

    He forgot to tell you to say "con aguacate!!" -- that means harder ;)

    Sarah
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    Apr 14, 2009, 10:23 PM

    Well "Pollo frito"
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    Apr 15, 2009, 03:50 PM

    LMFAOOO con aguacate omggg hahahhaha I'm laughing out loud!!
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