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    #41

    Mar 31, 2009, 05:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by JudyKayTee View Post
    What are the advantages of being a vampire - and I'm being serious, no joke. Why would anyone want to be a vampire? Eternal life, maybe? But outliving everyone you love? I don't know.
    Well I guess you would get to see your grandchildrens, grandchildrens, grandchildren grow up right?
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    #42

    Mar 31, 2009, 05:54 PM

    I am closing this thread,

    1. it has little to do with relationship

    2. there is open request and comments of additional info sent by PM instead of posting it as required by the rules
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    #43

    Apr 1, 2009, 01:29 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by liz28 View Post
    I think so but Artlady is the drunkiest. Sorry Artlady!
    Soory can't rep you..
    Quite sober Liz but thanks for not thinking I was insane! At least drunk can get sober,insane is a little trickier :)
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    #44

    Apr 1, 2009, 11:11 AM

    GOTCHA! APRIL FOOLS!... that was fun wasn't it Vampira! (aka Artlady) :D LOL!
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    #45

    Apr 1, 2009, 11:17 AM

    ROFLMAO. I would have gotten it if you had started it today.
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    #46

    Apr 1, 2009, 11:39 AM

    That was something for everyone to think about and stir out everyone juices. I started to get creeped out a little.

    Maybe I should tell people at my job that I think I am a vampire to creep them out. Nah, they might fire me or worst send me to the nut house.
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    #47

    Apr 1, 2009, 11:45 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by liz28 View Post
    or worst send me to the nut house.
    I thought everyone who is a regular on this site was already there. Except they just threw out all the pistachios. :D
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    #48

    Apr 1, 2009, 11:47 AM

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    starbuck8 agrees: Artlady and I had a really good laugh! Haha!

    There was some concern that artlady's account had been compromised or she had someone housesitting ;)
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    #49

    Apr 1, 2009, 11:47 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by ScottGem View Post
    I thought everyone who is a regular on this site was already there. Except they just threw out all the pistachios. :D
    I only had a day pass! :D
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    #50

    Apr 1, 2009, 11:49 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by ScottGem View Post
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    starbuck8 agrees: Artlady and I had a really good laugh! haha!

    There was some concern that artlady's account had been compromised or she had someone housesitting ;)
    I know! I'm glad that all got straightened out. That was when we stopped laughing for awhile. ;)
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    #51

    Apr 1, 2009, 02:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ScottGem View Post
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    starbuck8 agrees: Artlady and I had a really good laugh! haha!

    There was some concern that artlady's account had been compromised or she had someone housesitting ;)
    That was done to throw you all off course! :p
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    #52

    Apr 1, 2009, 02:40 PM

    I still think I had a better one last year when I threatened to quit this site.
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    #53

    Apr 1, 2009, 02:43 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ScottGem View Post
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    starbuck8 agrees: Artlady and I had a really good laugh! haha!

    There was some concern that artlady's account had been compromised or she had someone housesitting ;)
    That's so funny! I guess that means some people don't think I'm totally nuts.:rolleyes:
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    #54

    Apr 1, 2009, 02:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by ScottGem View Post
    I still think I had a better one last year when I threatened to quit this site.
    Ohh ,that's a good one.I bet that ruffled some feathers !
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    #55

    Apr 1, 2009, 02:54 PM
    [QUOTE=artlady agrees: It happened because its April first a bit early:)[/QUOTE]



    I think I've been had - by pros!

    Congratulations.

    Now sleep with your eyes open while I plot my revenge. And, yes, you sucked me right in!
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    #56

    Apr 1, 2009, 03:16 PM

    My sister is going to kill me! Hahaha! I got her on Facebook too! ::hiding:: I haven't heard from her yet... oh oh! :D
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    #57

    Apr 1, 2009, 05:08 PM

    You kids are all silly. You had me in the beginning, I thought you'd finally gone over the edge.

    Poo, I was going to start a thread, tell everyone I was pregnant which would be bad seeing as hubby had a vasectomy.

    I'll get you all next year, so worry! ;)
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    #58

    Apr 1, 2009, 05:24 PM

    A vampire bat flies back into his cave after a big night... he has blood all over his face. Perches himself on the roof to try and get some rest.

    But before too long the other bats smell the blood, and start to gather around him. They ask feverishly where he got the blood from.

    Knowing that they will not let up till he tells them "OK, follow me!".

    He flies out of the cave, across a valley, over a river into a dark forest. Deep in the forest he stops, all the other bats gather round in an excited frenzy.

    "OK", says the bat, "see that big oak tree over there?". "Yeah yeah" reply the other bats, drooling in anticipation.

    "Well I f**ken didn't!", said the bat.
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    #59

    Apr 1, 2009, 06:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    A vampire bat flies back into his cave after a big night...he has blood all over his face. Perches himself on the roof to try and get some rest.

    But before too long the other bats smell the blood, and start to gather around him. They ask feverishly where he got the blood from.

    Knowing that they will not let up till he tells them "OK, follow me!".

    He flies out of the cave, across a valley, over a river into a dark forest. Deep in the forest he stops, all the other bats gather round in an excited frenzy.

    "OK", says the bat, "see that big oak tree over there?". "Yeah yeah" reply the other bats, drooling in anticipation.

    "Well I f**ken didn't!", said the bat.
    Hey, careful how you talk about my family! :p
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    #60

    Apr 1, 2009, 08:32 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    A vampire bat flies back into his cave after a big night...he has blood all over his face. Perches himself on the roof to try and get some rest.

    But before too long the other bats smell the blood, and start to gather around him. They ask feverishly where he got the blood from.

    Knowing that they will not let up till he tells them "OK, follow me!".

    He flies out of the cave, across a valley, over a river into a dark forest. Deep in the forest he stops, all the other bats gather round in an excited frenzy.

    "OK", says the bat, "see that big oak tree over there?". "Yeah yeah" reply the other bats, drooling in anticipation.

    "Well I f**ken didn't!", said the bat.
    ROFLMAO, I love it M! :p :p :p :p

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