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    Alty Posts: 28,317, Reputation: 5972
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    #1

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:02 PM
    The best little house on AMHD!
    The prison was shut down, it's being refurbished. We're out of cash, we need money, so, we've moved to the brothel down the street.

    Don't get any ideas boys, we gals aren't selling our wares, it's you men that need to make some cash. So, shake what your momma gave you, we need to get out of this place.

    Come one come all, bring your cash and enjoy the, ahem, entertainment.

    We've got the cutest guys in all of AMHD, but you got to pay to seem them. :D

    I know, it's lame, but I'm running out of ideas. :(
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    #2

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:05 PM

    Aaaaah yeah!

    EDIT: Males are the attraction? Won't work cause I won't work... there!
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    #3

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:06 PM

    Welcome to the best little whore house on AMHD Stringer. You can hang your clothes over there and slip into your "uniform". ;)
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    #4

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:10 PM

    What will you think of next? :)

    I think this guy should be the nightly special... oh la la ,what buns.. ;)
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    #5

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:10 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Welcome to the best little whore house on AMHD Stringer. You can hang your clothes over there and slip into your "uniform". ;)
    EDIT: Males are the attraction? Won't work cause I won't work... there!
    -Stringer

    You can't read any English lady... nope I won't do it.:(
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    #6

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:11 PM

    Oh no, Dr.Evil and Joe are afraid. What have you done Alty? Ahhhhhhhhh... lol
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    #7

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:13 PM

    Ya know, Alty, this is my kind of gig! ::making gaga eyes::

    Boys! Oh Boys! Come hither...
    I've got a pocket full o' singles, I've been drinkin' and I'm feelin' generous!

    Bom Chicky Bow Wow...
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    #8

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:16 PM


    If you like a sweet chocolate there is always this hunk o love.
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    #9

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:17 PM

    Wheres my corner??

    Did you bring your bunny with you NM ;) LOL
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    #10

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:19 PM

    Why wasn't I given the key? I needed to break a window and crawl in! I think I might be bleeding! Deputy's... clean up that glass, and hand me that flyer... ducky needs a new pair of wings!
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    #11

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:21 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by artlady View Post
    What will you think of next? :)

    I think this guy should be the nightly special...oh la la ,what buns..;)
    ::passed out:: ::shakes head:: Please warn me Mathew!. geez, you could kill a girl like that you know!

    Edit:: heehee... A$$ed out!. LMAO!
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    #12

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:22 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Wheres my corner????

    Did you bring your bunny with you NM ;) LOL
    Friend, come over here and entertain Mama ;)
    Didn't bring my bunny, this guy is my date tonight Name:  Black-Labrador.jpg
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    #13

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:22 PM

    That's it. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Here is my other ego coming out for protection.

    Can you guess who this is?? Do you want this sexy body?? Oh yes, Do you not love this. Feel my lovely titties... Oh you.
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    #14

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    That's it. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Here is my other ego coming out for protection.

    Can you guess who this is??? Do you want this sexy body??? Oh yes, Do you not love this. Feel my lovely titties... Oh ya.
    Oh Joseph!. well... that just killed my Mathew mood. Bad Joe Joe... baaaadddd!
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    #15

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by nikosmom View Post
    Friend, come over here and entertain Mama ;)
    Didn't bring my bunny, this guy is my date tonight Name:  Black-Labrador.jpg
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    LOL... Alty , I think NM's trying to corrupt me ;)
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    Mar 22, 2009, 07:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesushelper76 View Post
    That's it. Desperate times call for desperate measures. Here is my other ego coming out for protection.

    Can you guess who this is??? Do you want this sexy body??? Oh yes, Do you not love this. Feel my lovely titties... Oh ya.
    Dang Joe, your tata's are bigger than mine!

    Loved the Austin Powers movies!
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    #17

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:26 PM

    Have you noticed that my 'first' post disappeared?

    Opps... it's back, I can see it now..?
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    #18

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    LOL..............Alty , I think NM's trying to corrupt me ;)
    Corrupt you?. hahahahahahahahaha! You big bad boy you!
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    #19

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    LOL..............Alty , I think NM's trying to corrupt me ;)
    Don't call for Alty- she's on my side, muahahahaha!

    Yes, I'm trying to corrupt you----is it working? :D
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    #20

    Mar 22, 2009, 07:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    ::passed out:: ::shakes head:: Please warn me Mathew!...geez, ya could kill a girl like that ya know!

    Edit:: heehee...A$$ed out!!....LMAO!
    Does he have some nice little juicy ones or what?

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