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    Mar 8, 2009, 01:09 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Rut row... I may be getting more than I bargained for in this here cell...
    Hee hee... well you opened da door sweeetie... ya know I would NEVER take any advantages...
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    #42

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:11 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by arnimal7 View Post
    NOOOO, not that scary song, nooo my ears, I am tainted for life, help me ladies.
    That's okay... it's distracting the boys. They think we're watching the sexy guy, when really we are plotting our escape! Turn up the song... they'll never hear us! :D

    (ya... someone please get this song out of my head!! )
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    #43

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:11 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    It's working for me! :D

    Ahhh, sidetracked, sidetracked! Leaving now. Bye kids! ;)

    Wait, I have to ask something first.

    Dark, are you male or female? Okay, that's a weird question to ask, especially since I just watched you strip. Sorry. :o

    Leaving now, going, going, gone!

    BYE! :p
    The cool drink is working... sleepy, getting sleepy... here Alty. Just put your little head on this featherless pillow. :rolleyes:
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    #44

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:13 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by arnimal7 View Post
    NOOOO, not that scary song, nooo my ears, I am tainted for life, help me ladies.
    Song? What song? Awwww you drank the drink... hearing things... nice...
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    #45

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:14 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Song? What song? Awwww you drank the drink...hearing things...nice...
    The Sheriff's not too sexy for his shirt! :p
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    #46

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:15 PM

    Quick before they get to Alty, we need to distract them somehow. I just slipped all over the feathers, ouch that hurt.
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    #47

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:15 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    NO! Put your shirt back on...DOES NUTTIN' FOR ME!!!!! Pay attention Dark, LOCK the cells...if ya stay on track you can be my second Deputy....
    Its OK, you don't have to lie, we all know I'm waaaay sexeh(the voices in my head say so). Anyway on to orders...

    *goes and locks all the cells even though no one is in any of them*
    *thinks to himself, wow this sheriff is nice, doesn't want any of his guests to accidentally get locked up... *


    p.s. glad I could get that song stuck in all of your heads, so see I was distracting :P
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    #48

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    that's okay...it's distracting the boys. They think we're watchin the sexy guy, when really we are plotting our escape! Turn up the song...they'll never hear us! :d

    (ya...someone please get this song out of my head!!!!)
    What song??
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    #49

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by arnimal7 View Post
    Quick before they get to Alty, we need to distract them somehow. I just slipped all over the feathers, ouch that hurt.
    Stop sneezing! You're bustin our cover! Let's make a feather boa's, and we'll pretend to put on a show for the Sheriff and his Deputy's, while I will sneak into the Sheriff's office and steal all his keys!
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    #50

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:21 PM

    Okey dokey... all those criminal types are in their cells and locked up... (thinking... what's next?)
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    #51

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:22 PM

    Great idea, Look Dark just went into the cell to look for us. Quick, hurry lock him in. Now if I can just get Stringer to drink his own drink.
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    #52

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Stop sneezing! You're bustin our cover! Let's make a feather boa's, and we'll pretend to put on a show for the Sheriff and his Deputy's, while I will sneak into the Sheriff's office and steal all his keys!
    Ooopppps... forgot to tell you girls... we no longer use keys... yep we are now in the nerd stage... all cells are now programed to lock with our computer thingy... only I know the password... hee a he he heee...
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    #53

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    what song??????????????????????
    The one I put on, I'm to sexy for my shirt.
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    #54

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:24 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by arnimal7 View Post
    Great idea, Look Dark just went into the cell to look for us. Quick, hurry lock him in. Now if I can just get Stringer to drink his own drink.
    Well... there are ways to distract his honor the Sheriff... ;)
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    #55

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:25 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by darkvision View Post
    the one i put on, im to sexy for my shirt.
    Oh yeah... I hate that song to... find something more current... K? By the way, I just made that a new law... :rolleyes: Forgot ta tell you this also... I am Sheriff and JUDGE... ya all know that us southern Sheriff's can just about do what we want... after we give ourselves a title... like The Colonel...
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    #56

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:25 PM

    Deputy M reporting for duty Sheriff. Watch that Duck , she's always plotting :D
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    #57

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:28 PM

    Firstly have to post this, I about died I laughed so hard
    ablk

    Now onto some pranks... (you shouldn't have mentioned you have a computer... it draws me like moth to flame).

    *rearanges all keys on the keyboard, plugs the keyboard into the mouse port, and vice versa, rotates the screen to be upside down(video option, not the actual monitor), and ofc uses his ERD disk to change all the account names and passwords. Oh why I'm at it, throw in a key logger as well... to bad your not using a win98 machine... I know some real fun ones for it*

    *erases all the video files in the jail so the sheriff can't know who did it*
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    #58

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:32 PM

    Look, I found a chest under Stringers desk. *opening the chest, I find handcuffs, mouthwash, some Home and Garden Mags, and what's this, oh no an old VHS copy of the movie Barberella. NOOOOOO I'm doomed
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    #59

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    Deputy M reporting for duty Sheriff. Watch that Duck , she's always plotting :D
    Whew... so glad that you arrived Deputy... I was running out of breath here. I'm going to sit for a while... you take charge for a while... K?:p
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    #60

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:34 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by arnimal7 View Post
    , and and what's this, oh no an old VHS copy of the movie Barberella. NOOOOOO I'm doomed
    I was wondering where I left that ;)
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