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    #21

    Mar 8, 2009, 12:54 PM

    Um sir sheriff person... im here for visitation hour? Where do I go?
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    #22

    Mar 8, 2009, 12:57 PM

    Do they allow conjugal visits in this here jail?

    If they don't.. . I better not check in.. . Nobody wants to deal with me when I am frustrated ;)
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    #23

    Mar 8, 2009, 12:58 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by arnimal7 View Post
    There's feathers in my drink. :P
    Here sweetie, let me pick that feather out... there... now drink up... it is good for you...
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    #24

    Mar 8, 2009, 12:58 PM

    Quick Darkvision, keep stringer occupied while us girls escape. :)
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    #25

    Mar 8, 2009, 12:59 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by darkvision View Post
    Um sir sheriff person....im here for visitation hour? where do i go?
    Hhhmmm "Dark'... interesting name... I think we have work for YOU!
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    #26

    Mar 8, 2009, 12:59 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by darkvision View Post
    Um sir sheriff person....im here for visitation hour? where do i go?
    You could come to my cell, help me get these feathers off before I'm busted.

    Don't I look pathetic?

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    Starby, Arnimal, Justy, I distracted them with a decoy. Quick, meet me in the laundry room, there has to be some way to get these feathers off.

    :: pfft, pfft :: ACHOO! Crap! :(
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    #27

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by starbuck8 View Post
    Why are you so clumsy? I told you not to spill the glue! :rolleyes: Oh noooo....I hear the Sheriff coming down the hall! Haul A$$ Alty...let's make our escape!
    Look at the trail of feathers Alty left behind, no wonder that sneaky Stringer knew exactly where you were hiding...

    Geesh, you two won't ever make it 007 this way. :D
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    #28

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Do they allow conjugal visits in this here jail?

    If they don't. . . I better not check in. . . Nobody wants to deal with me when I am frustrated ;)
    Raise your hand. repeat after me... "The sheriff promised that I would NEVER be frustrated...cause he promised...didn't he...."
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    #29

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:01 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by arnimal7 View Post
    Quick Darkvision, keep stringer occupied while us girls escape. :)
    *Puts on Right said Fred- I'm to sexy for my shirt and starts striping*

    Is this working?
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    #30

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:02 PM

    Poo, I've got to go, things to do, feathers to pluck, you know, same old same old.

    Welcome Arnimal and Dark, we'll have to come up with some nicknames for you.

    I'll leave that to the others.

    Later kids, be good.

    :: pfft, pfft :: This sucks!
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    #31

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Justwantfair View Post
    Look at the trail of feathers Alty left behind, no wonder that sneaky Stringer knew exactly where you were hiding...

    Geesh, you two won't ever make it 007 this way. :D
    We always manage to trick the Sheriff! Quick... this way... I dug a secret tunnel... C'mon girls... tippy toe! Sshhhhh...
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    #32

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You could come to my cell, help me get these feathers off before I'm busted.

    Don't I look pathetic?

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    Starby, Arnimal, Justy, I distracted them with a decoy. Quick, meet me in the laundry room, there has to be some way to get these feathers off.

    :: pfft, pfft :: ACHOO! Crap! :(
    No girls... that's not a drug in your drink... AND that really isn't a chain on ya'll's legs... nope just looks like one... HEY Deputy... want to have some fun, they're all kind of dizzy?? Well hurry... run!
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    #33

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Stringer View Post
    Raise your hand., repeat after me...."The sheriff promised that I would NEVER be frustrated...cause he promised...didn't he...."
    Rut row... I may be getting more than I bargained for in this here cell...
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    #34

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by darkvision View Post
    *Puts on Right said Fred- im to sexy for my shirt and starts striping*

    is this working?
    It's working for me! :D

    Ahhh, sidetracked, sidetracked! Leaving now. Bye kids! ;)

    Wait, I have to ask something first.

    Dark, are you male or female? Okay, that's a weird question to ask, especially since I just watched you strip. Sorry. :o

    Leaving now, going, going, gone!

    BYE! :p
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    #35

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You could come to my cell, help me get these feathers off before I'm busted.

    Don't I look pathetic?

    Name:  QZ3GYCAI9631JCA21T6ZVCA17H564CA4H8TGBCAT2EP3HCAQS3EM5CAD1GULSCA8HNRMVCA4SG7HNCAAU9UDCCAJFRL7RCA2.jpg
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    Starby, Arnimal, Justy, I distracted them with a decoy. Quick, meet me in the laundry room, there has to be some way to get these feathers off.

    :: pfft, pfft :: ACHOO! Crap! :(
    Looks like a very "hard" task but someone has to do it!

    *takes a feather off and gets distracted and starts tickling with it*(not my fault I have ADHD)


    Edit-male.
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    #36

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:04 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    You could come to my cell, help me get these feathers off before I'm busted.

    Don't I look pathetic?

    Name:  QZ3GYCAI9631JCA21T6ZVCA17H564CA4H8TGBCAT2EP3HCAQS3EM5CAD1GULSCA8HNRMVCA4SG7HNCAAU9UDCCAJFRL7RCA2.jpg
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    Starby, Arnimal, Justy, I distracted them with a decoy. Quick, meet me in the laundry room, there has to be some way to get these feathers off.

    :: pfft, pfft :: ACHOO! Crap! :(
    Ok... sorry I was staring... NOW, back to business...
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    #37

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:04 PM

    NOOOO, not that scary song, nooo my ears, I am tainted for life, help me ladies.
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    #38

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:06 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by darkvision View Post
    *Puts on Right said Fred- im to sexy for my shirt and starts striping*

    is this working?
    Hey... do you have a getaway car? You must be to sexy for your car... too sexy by far!
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    #39

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:06 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by darkvision View Post
    *Puts on Right said Fred- im to sexy for my shirt and starts striping*

    is this working?
    NO! Put your shirt back on... DOES NUTTIN' FOR ME!!!!! Pay attention Dark, LOCK the cells... if you stay on track you can be my second Deputy...
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    #40

    Mar 8, 2009, 01:08 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg View Post
    Poo, I've got to go, things to do, feathers to pluck, you know, same old same old.

    Welcome Arnimal and Dark, we'll have to come up with some nicknames for you.

    I'll leave that to the others.

    Later kids, be good.

    :: pfft, pfft :: This sucks!
    Then why do sumptin' that you don't want to do? Makes no sense to me... stay in 'play land.'

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