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    Mar 5, 2009, 08:32 AM
    I think grammar and spelling weren't in their curriculum.
    NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND...

    I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud.
    These are real notes written by parents in an (STATE REMOVED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT) school district.

    Spellings have been left intact.


    1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.


    2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and I had her shot.


    3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.


    4. Please excuse gloria from jim today. She is administrating.


    5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.


    6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.


    7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.


    8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.


    9. Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.


    10. Please excuse ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.


    11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathe the s.


    12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.


    13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.


    14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.


    15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I don't know what size she wear.


    16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it Monday. We thought it was Sunday.


    17. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.


    18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines.


    19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.


    20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.


    21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

    22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.


    23. Mary ann was absent December 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.
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    Mar 5, 2009, 08:36 AM

    LOL, very funny ! You made my day, flossie !

    Tick
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    Mar 5, 2009, 12:51 PM

    I'm glad I could help tick!
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    Mar 5, 2009, 01:02 PM

    Well, at least they weren't in text-speak.

    Can you imagine the next generation of illiterate parent notes? Scary to think about.
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    Mar 5, 2009, 01:10 PM
    The scary thing is how true it is.

    My ex wrote a brief to the court "...and a decision needs to be maide." To the court no less...

    :o
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    Mar 5, 2009, 06:43 PM
    I'll bet it was Tennessucky...
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    Mar 5, 2009, 08:22 PM

    Hilarious!!

    Please excuse Annie from school yesterday as she was ill. Signed, My mother
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    Mar 5, 2009, 08:37 PM

    Hysterical!! I rarely laugh out loud at my comp. Thank -you !
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    Mar 5, 2009, 09:26 PM

    LOL! Loved it.
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    Mar 5, 2009, 10:14 PM

    LOL... now they were funny!!

    Thanks for the laugh Flossie :) Love the new Avi too.
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    Mar 7, 2009, 08:01 PM

    Great stuff. "...in bed with gramps" scary imagery, laughed soooo hard.

    And yes I fear for future letters from parents
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    Mar 13, 2009, 11:55 AM

    Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and I had her shot.
    Interesting parenting technique!
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