The lyrics to a Billy Connolly Song
An Evil Scotsman
If your looking for trouble,
Your in the right place,
Don't look at me like that, or I'll headbutt your face
I'm a mean mother f***er,
I was born that way,
And just because I wear a skirt don't think I'm f***in' gay.
Cause I'm an evil Scotsman,
And Jimmy is my name,
I'm a sheep shagger from Aberdeen,
And causing pain is my game.
Now if you're a woman,
Married or not,
I'll take all your kit off and I'll dive in your mot,
I'll take your legs and spread them wide,
And then I'll put a wet suit on and shag you from inside,
I'm an evil Scotsman,
And My name is Jock
And the girls are all gaggin' for a portion of my 10" c***,
Yes I'm an evil Scotsman
and my name is Jock
I've got one hand in my pocket
and I'm playing with my 10" c***
I don't care where you come from,
If your big or your small,
I've fought the best,
And I beat them all.
If your English or Irish,
You won't have to die,
But if you are a German you can kiss your arse goodbye.
I'm an evil Scotsman,
And Jock is my name,
If you don't like the rules don't play the f***in' game,
Yes, I'm an evil Scotsman
My name is Jock!
And the girls are just dying for a portion of my 10" c***.
OH Yeah,
F***er,
Wankers,
Kn** Heads.
Thank you.
YouTube - Billy Connolly - Evil Scotsman (With Lyrics)
I hope the profanity doesn't offend, sorry of it does!