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    Jan 14, 2009, 12:46 PM
    Things that sound dirty, but aren't
    And thus, an idea was born.
    Quote Originally Posted by KC13 View Post
    Phrases with Multiple Meanings, #1: "You have the nicest teeth I've ever come across." :rolleyes:
    Keep them coming! (Wait... that one almost qualifies too :))
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    #2

    Jan 14, 2009, 12:48 PM

    This post will be great :) I wish I had one right now :(
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    #3

    Jan 14, 2009, 01:01 PM

    When do you think you will be getting off today?
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    #4

    Jan 14, 2009, 01:08 PM

    I've always been a fan of:
    "Just park it in the back"
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    #5

    Jan 14, 2009, 01:27 PM

    Here's another:

    "Look at the size of his putter"
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    Jan 14, 2009, 01:45 PM
    [perhaps overheard at a dinner party]
    Wow, what a great spread!
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    Jan 14, 2009, 02:02 PM
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    #8

    Jan 14, 2009, 02:05 PM
    In that vein..?



    Mkay... that's a stretch... every osha sign sounds dirty if you think dirty...








    OK enough. Oh to be young and stupid again... uh... well, to be young again...
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    #9

    Jan 14, 2009, 02:17 PM

    This one is a favorite email that gets passed around our office from time to time.

    Top 10 things that Sound Dirty, but aren't

    10. I need to whip it out by 5!

    9. Mind if I use your laptop?

    8. Put it in my box before I leave.

    7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!

    6. I want it on my desk NOW!

    5. Hmmm... I think it's out of fluid.

    4. My equipment is so old it takes forever to finish.

    3. It's an entry-level position.

    2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

    1. It's not fair... I do all the work and he just sits there.
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    #10

    Jan 14, 2009, 02:57 PM

    Ah, bringing up old jokes. Reminds me of the Clinton/Lewinski days.

    "Insert Bill Here"
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    #11

    Jan 14, 2009, 03:52 PM

    I have some "that's what she said" does that count? (all from show "The Office")

    Can you make that straighter?

    You're making this so hard

    Get out of my nook!
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    #12

    Jan 14, 2009, 06:14 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by retsoksirhc View Post
    I've always been a fan of:
    "Just park it in the back"
    Oh... this reminded me of one...



    "Liquor in the front, poker in the rear!"
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    Jan 14, 2009, 07:22 PM
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    Jan 14, 2009, 07:25 PM


    As per SG's post before

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    Jan 14, 2009, 07:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    As per SG's post before

    Name: BestPubSignEver.jpg Views: 18315 Size: 11.2 KB

    Yeah, it's a classic one :)

    The sign is awesome! Love the name of the bar ;)

    Edit: or whatever that is :)
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    #16

    Jan 14, 2009, 07:32 PM
    My girlfriend and I were watching TV one day when a commercial came on for the Iditarod races in Alaska. She says yeah, Iditarod last night!
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    #17

    Jan 17, 2009, 11:55 AM

    I was just playing Donkey Kong Country 2 on my Super Nintendo. Old School. The name of one of th levels:

    "Red Hot Ride"
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    #18

    Jan 18, 2009, 07:43 AM
    This is sooo old... "If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
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    #19

    Jan 18, 2009, 07:47 AM
    After years as an assistant, he's a candidate for the head job.:rolleyes:
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    #20

    Jan 18, 2009, 07:49 AM
    He used to be a little squirt, but he's come a long way since.:eek:
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