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    Jul 25, 2006, 08:05 AM
    Off the subject... joke...
    ~ Michael invited his mother over for dinner During the
    > meal, Michael's mother couldn't help but keep noticing how beautiful
    > Michaels's roommate, Stephanie, was.


    Michael's mother had long been suspicious of a relationship between
    > Michael
    > and Stephanie, and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of
    > the evening, while watching the two react, Mother started to wonder if
    > there
    > was more between Michael and Stephanie than meets the eye. Reading his
    > mom's
    > thoughts, Michael volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I
    > assure you Stephanie and I are just roommates."
    >
    > About a week later, Stephanie came to Michael saying, 'Ever since your
    > mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy
    > ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
    >
    > Michael said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
    > sure." So he sat down and wrote:
    > Dear Mother: I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the
    > house, I'm not saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the
    > fact
    > remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
    >
    > Love, Michael
    >
    > Several days later, Michael received a letter from his mother that read:
    > Dear Son: I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Stephanie, and I'm not
    > saying that you "do not" sleep with Stephanie. But the fact remains that
    > if
    > she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by
    > now.
    > Love, Mom
    >
    > Lesson learned... Don't lie to MOM!
    >
    >
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    Jul 25, 2006, 08:32 AM
    Love It!! :d
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    Jul 25, 2006, 08:34 AM
    Forgot the top part Mom.
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    Jul 25, 2006, 08:48 AM
    Smart mom, I have heard that before, but loved hearing it again
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    Jul 25, 2006, 12:44 PM
    That was good!

    We Moms don't always get the scoop right away, but we ALWAYS find out.

    I guess I'm one of the lucky Moms, I never lied, never 'sugar coated' things, and am blessed with a daughter that is just as open and honest with me.

    She did hold back the amount of booze she had on her first time being drunk... but I knew better.. that was when she was 17 - now she laughs about it, but Oh, I wish I had a camara ready than...
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    Jul 25, 2006, 02:23 PM
    Talk about mom's intuition... lol... omg I can't believe I over looked this... lol
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    Jul 25, 2006, 02:36 PM


    :)
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    Jul 25, 2006, 02:56 PM
    Super ;) :D :D
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