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Jan 6, 2009, 08:13 PM
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Is this funny, or am I crazy
Three bears.
Pappa bear, baby bear, and momma bear were just sitting down to dinner. Pappa bear had just made a pot of his famous porage. Pappa bear tasted his and said, oh, its to hot. Baby bear tasted his and said, ohh, its to cold. Momma bear tasted hers and said, ohhh, its just right, as to which Pappa bear replied... then why don't you ever swallow it!?
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Jan 6, 2009, 08:26 PM
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Thank God the li'l ones have gone to bed!:eek:
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Jan 6, 2009, 08:29 PM
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Not only is it not funny, it is very sick thinking!
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Jan 6, 2009, 08:30 PM
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Is it just me... or can anyone else not look at porridge the same way?
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Jan 6, 2009, 08:35 PM
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 Originally Posted by bones252100
Not only is it not funny, it is very sick thinking!
Thank you, and may your porage always be "just right".
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Jan 6, 2009, 08:38 PM
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Good stuff!
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Jan 6, 2009, 08:52 PM
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Q. What's an "11"? A. A "10" that swallows... :rolleyes:
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Jan 6, 2009, 08:54 PM
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Lol, what's a twelve?
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Jan 6, 2009, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
Is it just me...or can anyone else not look at porridge the same way?
Done with Cream of Wheat here. Forever.
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Jan 6, 2009, 09:01 PM
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Originally Posted by KC13
Done with Cream of Wheat here. Forever.
I don't even want to know what you were doing with the um... Cream of Wheat. :eek:
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Jan 6, 2009, 09:04 PM
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Lay off Mark, wheat is all natural.LOL
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Jan 6, 2009, 09:04 PM
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Used to be breakfast. Used to.
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Jan 6, 2009, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by mygirlsdad77
lol, whats a twelve?
10, 11, then brings you a beer.
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Jan 6, 2009, 09:07 PM
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I used to get "breakfast" every morning, now its more like every month or so,(yes I'm married)
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Jan 6, 2009, 09:09 PM
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How is a woman like KCF?
When you're all done all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.:D
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Jan 6, 2009, 09:17 PM
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By the time I'm done, the grease is all dried up
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Jan 6, 2009, 09:20 PM
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Well, I've got to go now. Going to see if I can't get a late night breakfast for dinner.
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Jan 6, 2009, 09:22 PM
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AH I think I have deciphered your clever code.
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Jan 6, 2009, 10:13 PM
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You guys! Cream of Wheat does not taste like a salted and partially rotted lime wedge dipped in snot! The nice part is that chewing isn't part of the bargain.
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Jan 6, 2009, 10:21 PM
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I think I just threw up a little.
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