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    Jan 3, 2009, 07:15 PM
    Dwarf Incident
    I rear ended a car this morning...
    I tell you, it was going to be a REALLY bad day!

    The driver got out of the other car, and he was a
    DWARF!

    He looked up at me and said "I am NOT Happy!"

    So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"

    That's how the fight started...
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    Jan 3, 2009, 07:27 PM

    Haha don't fight, pick on someone your own size :P
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    Jan 3, 2009, 07:32 PM

    Hey, that was one tough little bugger! I finally got him stuffed into my reusable Costo shopping bag and into the trunk.
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    Jan 3, 2009, 07:38 PM

    Don't let him get to close, heard their always getting their nose stuck in other peoples business haha
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    Jan 3, 2009, 07:40 PM
    Have compassion... most of us are lucky enough to ride whatever we want at amusement parks... :D
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    Jan 3, 2009, 08:10 PM
    Imagine the indignity: waitresses are always bringing you crayons... :mad:
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    Jan 3, 2009, 08:12 PM
    "Dammit! Another box of my nephew's hand-me-downs!"
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