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    Dec 31, 2008, 12:03 AM
    Men rocks
    Several men are in the changing room of a golf club, a mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.

    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    Man: hello

    Woman: darling, it's me. Are you at the club?

    Man: Yes

    Woman: I am at the shopping centre and found this
    Beautiful leather coat. It's only Rs.1,900. Is it OK if
    I buy it?

    Man: sure,. go ahead if you like it that much.
    Woman: I also stopped by the mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.
    Man: how much?
    Woman:'rs17,00,000
    Man: OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.

    Woman: great! Oh, and one more thing... the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking rs.31,50,000

    Man: well, then give them an offer of 31,00,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.

    Woman: OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!

    Man: bye! I love you, too.


    The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are
    Staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape...

    He smiles and asks:



    'anyone knows whom this mobile belongs to?
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    #2

    Dec 31, 2008, 12:14 AM
    :D
    Nice, I rarely see any posting like this..
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    Dec 31, 2008, 02:28 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Blogg View Post
    :D
    nice, I rarely see any posting like this..
    Nice to hear that u liked it, u could have rated it.
    Thanks anyway.
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    Dec 31, 2008, 04:04 AM

    'funny'.. but its ask me help desk, not tell me lame jokes desk
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    Dec 31, 2008, 04:40 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by pimp_mah_alpaka View Post
    'funny'.. but its ask me help desk, not tell me lame jokes desk
    Appreciation accepted.
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    #6

    Jan 1, 2009, 05:16 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by shatriya View Post
    Appreciation accepted.
    Glad to know
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    #7

    Jan 2, 2009, 04:06 AM

    I loved the ending! :)
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    Jan 2, 2009, 04:11 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Clough View Post
    I loved the ending!! :)
    Thanks Clough.
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    #9

    Jan 2, 2009, 04:23 AM

    You're welcome, shatriya! It was a good joke!

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