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    Dec 23, 2008, 05:35 PM
    He had it coming.
    A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his wife, "I
    feel horrible. I look fat, ugly, and out of shape. Pay me a compliment."


    The wife replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
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    Dec 23, 2008, 06:12 PM

    LMAO, good one. :)
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    #3

    Dec 23, 2008, 08:44 PM

    Hahaha! Classic!
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    Dec 23, 2008, 11:18 PM

    Funny...
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