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    magprob Posts: 1,877, Reputation: 300
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    Dec 13, 2008, 10:03 PM
    How to save the airlines.
    Dump the male flight attendants.

    Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers! What the hell, they don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

    The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again.

    Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money.

    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.

    This is definitely a win-win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

    Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

    Sincerely,
    Bill Clinton
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    Dec 13, 2008, 10:08 PM

    Nice... but then there would be a long line at the bathroom. Everyone will have to go! :)
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    Dec 14, 2008, 01:13 PM

    Mag - I had to laugh out loud on that one. Only Slick Willy would think of a good solution.
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    Dec 14, 2008, 07:03 PM

    LOL... Mag I think this has some merit , I think they should at least try it ;)
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    Dec 14, 2008, 07:19 PM

    Great idea. Some of the strippers would have to be male though, or I wouldn't fly.
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    Dec 14, 2008, 07:23 PM

    OOhhh no , maybe we need to have Flights for Males and different Flights for the Ladies :D
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    Dec 14, 2008, 07:26 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178 View Post
    OOhhh no , maybe we need to have Flights for Males and different Flights for the Ladies :D
    What fun would that be... us ladies would have no men to talk to... the male flight attendants would not be enough for all of us. :( :)

    EDIT:

    Remember we are all going to be a little tipsy :)
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