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    Sep 21, 2008, 02:37 PM
    A couple jokes, 1. Calling the FBI 2. Cannibals
    I just found this part of the AMHD and I thought I would contribute to it...

    By the way, I am still laughing at the "think before you speak" jokes, those were great, lol.



    1. Calling the FBI.

    So Bob calls the FBI and says,

    "I am calling to report my neighbour. He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood"

    Thank you very much for your call." The FBI responds.

    The next day, the FBI arrive at Bobs' neighbours house. They go to the shed where the fire wood is kept. Using axes, they open up every piece of fire wood in the shed. They found no marijuana.

    Bob calls Adrian, the neighbour that day.
    "Hey, Adrian, did the FBI come?"

    "Yep" responds Adrian.

    "Did they chop your firewood?" Bob asks...

    "Yep" Adrian responds.

    "Great, now it is your turn to call, I need my garden plowed." says Bob.

    2. Cannibals

    How did the cannibal dump his girlfriend?

    He ate her, then crapped her out. (haha, dump... you get it?)


    This thread has given me a good laugh this afternoon, haha. Thank you!
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    Sep 27, 2008, 06:14 PM
    Good Ones... second is icky, but I think I can handle it:)
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    Oct 3, 2008, 10:38 AM

    I handled the second one too... lol!
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