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Originally Posted by ISneezeFunny
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Of all the posts to get past me :(
Once upon a time, their lived in a magical land a snake, named Nate. In this land, actually rather close to Nate's house there was a great road, and next to this road was a lever. The lever was ancient, and the mythology around the lever was that if you were to push it, it would trigger the end of the world. One day, Nate was slithering down the road, and he came upon the lever, and began crossing the road so he could look at it. At the same moment, a truck came careening around a corner, and the driver found himself in a dilemma: either hit the snake or end the world. Needless to say, the driver ran over Nate and went on his merry way.Moral of the Story: The moral of the story is: Better Nate than Lever Happy Belated Birthday!, Online Belated Birthday Ecard |
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I wanted so bad to eat that cake in the ecard :(
:D Here is another snake joke Boudreaux and de water moccasin Boudreaux been fish'n down by de bayou all day an he done run outa night Crawlas. He be about reddy to leave when he seen a snake wit a big frog in His mout. He knowed that dem big bass fish like frogs, so he decided to steal That froggie. Dat snake, he be a cotton moufed water moccasin so he had to be real Careful or he'd get bit. He snuk up behine de snake and grabbed him roun de Haid. Dat ole snake din't lak that one bit. He squirmed and wrapped hisself roun Boudreaux's arm try'n to get hisself free. But Boudreaux, him, had a real Good grip on his haid, yeah. Well, Boudreaux pried his mouf open and got de frog and puts it in his baitcan. Now, Boudreaux knows that he cain't let go that snake or his going to Bite him good, but he had a plan. He reach into de back pocket of his bib Overhauls and pulls out a pint a moonshine likker. He pour some draps into De snakes mouf. Well, that snake's eyeballs roll back in his haid and his body go limp. Wit that Boudreaux toss that snake into de bayou. Den he goes back to Fishin'. A while later Boudreaux dun feel sumpin tappin' on his barefoot toe. He Slowly look down and dare that water moccasin was, with two frogs. |
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Hehehehehehe yep you have to go very careful I pop up in the most unexpected places ;)
Nohelp my darling I'm saving one of them specialy for you he is under the bannana tree sleeping go wake him up ;) J I hope you aren't working to hard :) Synn that was very naughty of you :( go to my room |
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