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    #41

    Jul 9, 2008, 09:45 PM
    ... so... I just found out that Ivanka Trump is newly single.

    ... I'm flying standby to ny in the morning. It's a done deal.
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    #42

    Jul 9, 2008, 09:47 PM
    Such a fickle boy Sneezy, I've been waiting for your arrival, but alas, no Sneezy, seems I'm not competition for Ivanka. :(
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    #43

    Jul 9, 2008, 09:48 PM
    Go for it sneezy... I hear she has nice puppies ;)

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    #44

    Jul 9, 2008, 09:51 PM
    Alty, after HC, you'll always be my love.

    .. but Ivanka... has nice puppies.

    ... and is worth roughly 1.7 billion.
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    #45

    Jul 9, 2008, 09:55 PM
    So it's all about the money? I have nice puppies, and bunnies, and a bird, and a fish, two kids, a mortgage, a yard that needs mowing, laundry, dishes, cars, a trailer, eeek, I come with allot of baggage, don't I? Ooops, I also have a hubby, but he might be happy to get me off his hands. :);)
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    #46

    Jul 9, 2008, 09:57 PM
    Haha, you know me alty... it's mostly about the money ;)

    Although the bunnies ARE tempting.

    ... the rest can stay.. . not a huge fan of the baggage.
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    #47

    Jul 9, 2008, 09:58 PM
    I have something better than money, it's called experience. Eeeek, not again, open mouth, insert foot. But alas, it is true. ;)
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    #48

    Jul 9, 2008, 10:03 PM
    Last I heard, Ivanka owns 53% of the shares in "experience"
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    #49

    Jul 9, 2008, 10:04 PM
    Not the kind of experience I was referring to Sneezy. ;)

    Eek, I should switch to water now, I think the beer has gone straight to my head. :)
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    #50

    Jul 9, 2008, 10:04 PM
    She can have all my experience...
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    #51

    Jul 9, 2008, 10:04 PM
    Yeah, while you were off, I polished off my bottle of riesling.
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    #52

    Jul 9, 2008, 10:06 PM
    Never had riesling, how is it?
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    #53

    Jul 9, 2008, 10:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by friend4u178
    She can have all my experience..............

    If we put our heads together we could write a book about our "experiences". ;)
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    #54

    Jul 9, 2008, 10:07 PM
    Never had riesling?

    ... oh my alty... my dear, you got to let me send you a case.

    My favorite white wine.
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    #55

    Jul 9, 2008, 10:08 PM
    Send away, I'd love to try it. :)
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    #56

    Jul 9, 2008, 10:18 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    If we put our heads together we could write a book about our "experiences". ;)
    OH Yeah!! ;)
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    #57

    Jul 9, 2008, 10:19 PM
    M, this could be the next best seller. How about it? I could go from children's book to soft core porn. ;);););)
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    #58

    Jul 9, 2008, 10:26 PM
    Alty, sup old fart? *hardy har har*
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    #59

    Jul 9, 2008, 10:28 PM
    Terrible, just terrible.

    Cm, am I right in assuming that you're 22?
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    #60

    Jul 9, 2008, 10:31 PM
    It's not an assumption cause I told you :P Plus, it's on my profile. But yes, sir I am.
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