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    Jun 22, 2008, 05:00 PM
    Getting it fixed
    A husband is at home watching a cricket game when his wife interrupts, "Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? It's been flickering for weeks now."

    He looks at her and says angrily, "Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a General Electric printed on my forehead? I don't think so."

    "Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right."

    To which he replied, "Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I don't think so."

    "Fine," she says, "Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break."

    "I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps," he says. "Does it look like I have Bunnings written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough, I'm going to the pub!! "

    So he goes to the pub and drinks for a couple hours.

    He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices the fridge door is fixed. "Honey, how'd this all get fixed?"

    She said, "Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either make love to him or bake him a cake."

    He said, "So, what kind of cake did you bake him?"

    She replied, "Hellooooo... Do you see Sara Lee written on my forehead?"
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    Jun 22, 2008, 05:10 PM
    Ha ha... :) nice one FP!
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    Jun 22, 2008, 05:16 PM
    Morning, thanks, and hope you have a good week :)
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    Jun 22, 2008, 05:19 PM
    Thank you... you too :)
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    Jun 23, 2008, 01:32 PM
    Sara Lee on my forehead? Didn't see THAT one coming!

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