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    Jun 21, 2008, 11:17 AM
    Divorce vs Murder.
    DIVORCE VS. MURDER

    A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, 'I would liketo buy some cyanide.' The pharmacist asked, 'Why in the world do you need cyanide?'


    The lady replied, 'I need it to poison my husband.'

    The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, 'Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my l icense!

    They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen.
    Absolutely not!
    You CANNOT have any cyanide!'

    The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, 'Well now, that's different,

    You didn't tell me you had a prescription.
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    Jun 21, 2008, 11:21 AM
    Too funny!
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    Jun 21, 2008, 11:21 AM
    Good one. Thanks!
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    Jun 21, 2008, 11:26 AM
    I knew the title would get everyone's attn. LOL!
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    Jun 21, 2008, 11:31 AM
    LOL! The title sure did get my attention.

    I wonder what are the chances of that incident actually happening?? ;)
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    Jun 21, 2008, 11:35 AM
    Oh I came so close Firmy! LMAO!
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    Jun 23, 2008, 01:34 PM
    Great RX works every time.
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    Jun 23, 2008, 01:59 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by twinkiedooter
    Great RX works everytime.
    Yep, that'll teach them! LOL! ;)
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    Jun 23, 2008, 07:08 PM
    LMAO... love it :)
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