Am I actually good at this?
Hey guys I need your opinions once again, every once and a while someone asks me to write something funny or them and they seems to get quite a lot of laughs thanks to me but I don't know if I'm that good cause it's hard to laugh at something I created cause I don't forget what I wrote... well anyway imma put a small piece of my work and if you could comment telling me whether it's worth the time I spent doing it or not and if I shld , eventually, keep going ( by the way I'm only 13 so the overdose of insults isn't something you should be concerned with and I made up most of the facts, no offence to the people concerned )
Love is
I believe that love is , it's wonderfully magical and gets you higher then you ever thaught possible but it's still .
Sure you'll tell me that love is very different that with love comes experience, wonderful times and all that crap but is it all real?
The answer is no, study shows that 90 % of the people who think they're in love actually just have a crush and only know what their "lover" looks like but don't even know their birthday.
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Now try giving yourself more then ten reasons to be with her.Only read what's coming up AFTER picking ten reasons.
Are you done?. if not I don't advise reading the following but this is just a text so I can't really do anything about it from here.
All right now if in the ten reasons you came up with most of the reasons resemble the following you probably just have a crush
"She answered like me at that personnality test i told her about"
-Did you ever hear about something called a stupid coincidence?
"She's hot"
-I put this here because I wanted to say that's a good reason -_-.
"She listens to the same music as me"
-Guess what I probably listen to the same music as you... in love with me yet?
"We have the same friends/hate the same people"
-If you only have 2 or 3 friends/enemies then yeah... you're not going anywhere with that.
"I see her a lot in school"
-If you tried to think less with your junk you'd probably realise you're both in the same class...
"She laughs at all my jokes"
-I'm pretty sure you're laughing at my jokes right now so if that means you love me then I'm impressed by your mental retardation
"We have the same interest/likes and dislikes and I like to talk with her about it/them"
-Just off the top isn't that what best friends are for?
So? Do you get it yet ? It's the little things that make love, not the generalities.. if you did get it you probably got a huge relief and if you didn't but aren't insulting me in your head yet, you're probably feeling you stomach ache or somehting like that.
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The original text's a lot longer but I don't want you guys to waste too much time reading this, I also started my own south park episode but I'm not done yet and it's extremely long so I hope you have good comments and keep in mind I'm only 13 I can't make really good comedy I just try my best.
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