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    startover22 Posts: 2,758, Reputation: 363
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    May 29, 2008, 09:48 AM
    Got this one today!
    A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing
    With his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and
    Said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to
    Heaven?'

    Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my
    Bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good
    And the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

    Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She
    Started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated,
    She started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

    The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the
    Door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is
    Your Grandma home?'

    The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her
    Boyfriend.'

    The minister fainted.

    Now, that's funny... I don't care WHO you are
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    May 29, 2008, 09:52 AM
    LOL!! Kids say the darndest things.
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    #3

    May 29, 2008, 10:00 AM
    Got to love it!
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    #4

    May 29, 2008, 01:16 PM
    Oh wow that is hilarious!
    (did that really happen?)
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    May 29, 2008, 01:21 PM
    No it didn't happen in my life, but maybe in someone else's! LOL
    I just re-read it and I think its hilarious!
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    #6

    May 29, 2008, 04:10 PM
    LOL... very good :)
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    May 29, 2008, 04:49 PM
    Very funny... LOL!!
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    #8

    May 29, 2008, 04:51 PM
    Funny... hahaha
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    Jun 12, 2008, 11:25 AM
    That's funny. True story. My sister aged 5 answered the phone while my mother was in the other room. Asked where my mother was sis answered she was in the other room dying. Seems mom was dying her hair brown. You never know what kids will say...

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