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    May 10, 2008, 04:47 AM
    3 women in a sauna
    Three women were in a sauna at lunchtime, two were in their twenties and one in her 50's.
    The steam was rising when there was a ringing noise.
    One of the younger ones put a finger on the back of her hand, held it there and spoke to her hand. The older woman wondered what was happening
    The girl explained ''I have a tiny chip implanted in the back of my hand, it's a phone and I just answered it''
    After a while there was another softer beeping noise.
    The other young woman put a finger on her fore arm and spoke to someone. She then explained I too have a micro chip implanted in my fore arm, it's a pager and I will have to get supplies on the way back to the office.

    Not to be outdone the third woman thought for a while and then said she had to go to the toilet but would be back in a minute.


    She went back in to the sauna and the two women said ''oh look!'' You've got a trail of toilet paper stuck between the cheeks of your bottom.''


    ''Well I never!'' she answered...












    ''I must be getting a fax! ''
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    May 10, 2008, 05:36 AM
    Lmao, I bet it didn't get the response she wanted lol
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    May 10, 2008, 05:36 AM
    Okay, I get it now! Nice surprise!
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    May 11, 2008, 05:10 PM
    LMAO... nice one :)
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    May 11, 2008, 08:47 PM
    LOL... that was cute!
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