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    magprob Posts: 1,877, Reputation: 300
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    May 6, 2008, 08:35 PM
    Be careful out there!
    'A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
    Two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

    Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?

    'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
    Difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went
    To look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the
    Cows had something white at its rear end.

    'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
    Ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the
    Cow's rear end.

    Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this
    Looks like yours!

    'I don't remember much after that... '
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    #2

    May 6, 2008, 09:21 PM
    Lol!! Oh No!
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    #3

    May 6, 2008, 09:40 PM
    Mag, that's great, and she was so justified. ;)
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    #4

    May 7, 2008, 10:51 AM
    Oh gosh, yuck!
    That will teach him!
    LOLOLOLOL
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    #5

    May 7, 2008, 07:16 PM
    Uuhhgggg... bad images!!
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    #6

    May 8, 2008, 12:30 AM
    No supper for that guy tonight! LOL!
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    May 11, 2008, 01:29 PM
    <3 it! Lol
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