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    Apr 30, 2008, 02:37 AM
    Family History
    A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

    The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and so was all
    mankind made.'

    Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.'

    The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said they developed from monkeys?'

    The mother answered, 'Well, dear, it is very simple I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.'
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    Apr 30, 2008, 09:15 AM
    Hahahahahaha, Clough, you got me I didn't see that coming!
    I loved it, thank you!
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    Apr 30, 2008, 08:19 PM
    LOL... nice one clough :)
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    Apr 30, 2008, 09:54 PM
    That was a new one to me! I needed a good laugh tonight and a good zinger to use tomorrow! Thanks Clough!
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    May 1, 2008, 04:05 PM
    This was great lol
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    May 1, 2008, 04:10 PM
    Hahahahaa nice
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