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    Apr 27, 2008, 10:09 PM
    Rules of a BBQ
    MENS...

    BBQ RULES
    It is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably because there is an element of danger involved.

    When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

    Routine...

    (1) The woman buys the food.
    (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
    (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

    Here comes the important part:

    (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

    More routine...

    (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
    (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

    Important again:

    (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

    More routine...

    (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
    (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

    And most important of all:
    (10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
    (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women...
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    Apr 27, 2008, 10:26 PM
    Now you men, don't get any ideas, none, you hear? LMAO, love it M, great BBQ rules. :)
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    Apr 28, 2008, 09:52 AM
    LOL! Niiiiice M.

    These the rules for Alty's BBQ? ;)
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    Apr 28, 2008, 04:03 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by HistorianChick
    LOL! Niiiiice M.

    These the rules for Alty's BBQ?? ;)
    I think they should be J , Altys hubby Wiggy is the boss but I'm not sure if she will show him these rules :)
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    Apr 28, 2008, 08:05 PM
    This is exactly how it works at my house... so true, gosh!
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    Apr 28, 2008, 08:19 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by startover22
    This is exactly how it works at my house.....so true, gosh!!
    Well I'm glad your Hubby gives you some nights off starty :D
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