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    Apr 6, 2008, 06:43 AM
    The Five Rules
    FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE:

    1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.

    2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.

    3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.

    4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.

    5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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    Apr 6, 2008, 07:06 AM
    Sounds like my old bosses son
    A girlfriend to do his laundry
    A girlfriend to do his cooking
    A girlfriend to clean his apartment

    Just remember one thing about men and women if you never remember anything else

    A woman's faults are many
    Men have only two
    Everything they say and everything they do! :D
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    Apr 6, 2008, 03:55 PM
    LOL... nice one :-)

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