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    Apr 5, 2008, 10:45 PM
    Blonde and a speeding ticket
    A blonde was speeding on the highway when a police car pulled her over.

    The policeman walks up to the blonde and says "Excuse m'am, could I please see your driving license and registration."

    The blonde looks at the policeman angrily and says "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"
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    Apr 5, 2008, 11:21 PM
    Makes perfect sense to me!! Loved it.

    Blondes tend to ago from point A to Z in zero minutes while others go from point A to C to W and back to R then to U before arriving at point.

    Yep, I'm a blonde! When I tell the jokes, I always tell them as the blonde being a guy or a brunette, redhead, etc. Works for me as they are all funny. I had a huge collection of them but the stack got taller than my house. LOL
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    Apr 6, 2008, 03:52 PM
    LOL... gotta love a good Blonde joke :-)
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    Apr 6, 2008, 04:07 PM
    M, nice to see you. I hope no blonde's take offence.
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    Apr 6, 2008, 04:27 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    M, nice to see you. I hope no blonde's take offence.
    Thanks Alty , nice to see your back on track. Hope those eyes are feeling better :-)

    I know there are a few blondes on here and they generally love the blonde jokes as well.
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