[tomder55]

After escaping from her overly controlling campaign manager for the evening, Hillary Clinton sneaked off to visit a local fortune teller of some fame and repute.
In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the wizened old mystic delivered some very grave news.

'There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare your-self to be a widow. Your husband will die a very violent and horrible death this year just after you lose the election.'

Then the soothsayer looked up and locked eyes with Hillary, who was visibly shaken at this dire news. Hillary stared back at the old woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then finally down at her own shaking hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself... but ultimately, she simply had to know. She looked back up and Deep into the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked the old lady the big question:

'... Will I be acquitted?'

[BABRAM]

.....Will I be acquitted?'

Too funny. So Bill's going to meet Vince Foster? :eek:

[tomder55]

And the FBI will find a ripped up suicide note .

[spitvenom]

I was at a grocery store waiting in line just looking at the tabloids and one of them said Bill and Hill have a secret pack that if she loses the primary they are getting a divorce!! Maybe the "reporter" got the store wrong and she is just going to kill him. Very good joke tomder!!

[N0help4u]

That would add up to approximately 50+ unexplained deaths of people associated with her.

[tomder55]

Sapph

Thought you'ld like this :

Obama... like Heinz Kerry's husbands? - First Read - msnbc.com

“The irony is that's what's going on for regular folks in this country,” she said. “The truth of the American experience today for many regular folks is that folks are trying to reach a bar that just keeps moving.”

Trying to reach a moving bar. I bet she can relate to that .

[speechlesstx]

trying to reach a moving bar. I bet she can relate to that .

LOL, maybe that's what has gotten under Bill Clinton's skin lately, too. :D

I love how the Democratic campaign has evolved to which victim we should elect for president... the race for "whiner in chief."

“We are gonna need Pennsylvania,” she said. “Because in this ever-shifting, moving bar, Barack Obama will always be the underdog. No matter how much money he raises, no matter how many wins he pulls together, no matter how many delegates he accumulates; he is still the underdog. It’s the way it works.”

PS, loved the fortune teller :)

[N0help4u]

Michele & Teresa what a doozie as Hazel would say!!
OMG AND to think I was in the same county at the same time! OMG!
I heard Michele was going to be at CMU but didn't hear the scary Terry part!
It was bad enough when Teresa was here for Ivan!