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    Mar 29, 2008, 06:38 AM
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    Why is air a lot like sex?

    Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.



    What is a Yankee?

    The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
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    Mar 29, 2008, 06:42 AM
    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

    Because those men already have boyfriends.
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    Mar 29, 2008, 07:12 AM
    Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

    The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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    Mar 29, 2008, 11:36 PM
    Why do men die before their wives?

    Because they want to.
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    Mar 30, 2008, 05:57 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Synnen
    Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking?

    Because those men already have boyfriends.
    LMAO... this one is good :-)
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