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    Mar 14, 2008, 06:28 AM
    I find it funny;dark humour
    Timmy cuts off all of his fingers.He goes to the doctor:

    -Doc!I've cut off my fingers!

    -Were are they?

    -Well,I didn't bring them!

    -Why,what a foolish thing to do!We have technology,we could have put them back!Why didin't you bring them?

    -Well,I couldn't pick them off the floor!
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    Mar 14, 2008, 06:51 AM
    Lol nice one. Did you come up with that?
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    Mar 14, 2008, 08:07 AM
    Daddy, I hate Billy!
    Shuddup and eat what I put in front of you.

    I'm running around in circles!
    Shuddup or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
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    Mar 14, 2008, 03:24 PM
    No,I didn't come up with that :))i read it somewhere
    But I;'m glad you liked it.

    Way to go magprob ;)
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    Mar 14, 2008, 03:27 PM
    LOL... nice one :-)
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    Mar 20, 2008, 10:03 PM
    Where did you meet my brother-in-law?
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