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    Mar 7, 2008, 09:06 AM
    Lawyer joke
    Lawyer Joke
    10 Husbands, Still a Virgin

    A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

    On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

    "What?" said the puzzled groom.

    "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

    "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

    Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me.

    Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

    Husband #4 was in telemarketing: even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

    Husband #5 was an engineer: he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

    Husband #6 was from finance and administration: he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

    Husband #7 was in marketing: although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it.

    Husband #8 was a psychologist: all he ever did was talk about it.

    Husband #9 was a gynecologist: all he did was look at it.

    Husband #10 was a stamp collector: all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!"

    "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"

    "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!"
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    Mar 7, 2008, 10:00 AM
    Lol.. Ahh it was funny with the sweet cup of coffee. Inside joke.
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    Mar 13, 2008, 03:02 PM
    Stamp collecter... LOL :-) They don't lick the front of the stamp right!
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    Mar 13, 2008, 05:54 PM
    I thought you two would like this one. Personally, it's one of my favorites, every time I read it coffee comes out of my nose. Not a pretty picture is it?
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    Mar 13, 2008, 06:07 PM
    Lol, kind of a 'not so' compliment there
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    Mar 14, 2008, 04:47 AM
    Quote Originally Posted by Altenweg
    I thought you two would like this one. Personally, it's one of my favorites, every time I read it coffee comes out of my nose. Not a pretty picture is it?
    Lmao.. I just read this and the same happened to me with the coffee coming out of my nose. What a wast. Lol
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    Mar 14, 2008, 03:24 PM
    Coffee out the nose... EEEWWWW
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    Mar 20, 2008, 10:09 PM
    LOL funny how coffee and grape juice seem to react the same way...
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