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    Feb 28, 2008, 10:02 PM
    A union job
    A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?"
    "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
    "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
    "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered
    Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house.
    We observe all union rules."
    The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
    "That's more like it!" the union man said .
    He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive blonde.
    "I'd like her," he said.
    "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next."
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    Feb 28, 2008, 10:23 PM
    Lol
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    Feb 29, 2008, 05:16 AM
    LMAO. Nice one. Keep them coming please!!
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    Mar 1, 2008, 02:04 PM
    LOL... nice one Mag :-)
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    Mar 2, 2008, 11:28 AM
    It was funny I will give it that but I kind of did not understand the end.

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