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    Feb 14, 2008, 03:05 PM
    Donald Duck and Daisey
    Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room

    Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy

    The first thing Daisy asked was,

    "Do you have a Condom?"

    Donald frowned and said, "No."

    Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a Condom, they could not have sex.

    "Maybe they sell them at the front desk,"she suggested.

    So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel clerk if they had Condoms.

    "Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled one out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

    The clerk asked,

    "Would you like me to put that on your bill?

    "No!" Donald quacked,

    "What kind of a pervert do you think I am?"
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    Feb 14, 2008, 03:08 PM
    Oh what a good joke! Thanks for sharing.
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    #3

    Feb 14, 2008, 04:10 PM
    Not what I was expecting -- Good Joke
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    Feb 15, 2008, 07:06 AM
    Lol nice joke. One would say you always come out with allot of good jokes.
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    Feb 15, 2008, 07:13 AM
    LMAO!! That's great! :)
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    #6

    Feb 15, 2008, 07:14 AM
    Good one!
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    Feb 15, 2008, 07:17 AM
    "What kind of a pervert do you think I am?"
    WHAT? I don't understand...
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    Mar 22, 2008, 04:42 PM
    LOL that was a good one
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    Apr 5, 2008, 08:35 PM
    Nice
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    Apr 7, 2008, 11:57 PM
    LOL!! Just leaving for home and needed that laugh...
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    Apr 9, 2008, 03:44 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by MasuBhat
    WHAT??i don't understand...
    Donald thought the clerk was going to put the condom on his beak (for ducks it's a bill).

    By the way, nice joke.
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    Apr 9, 2008, 04:53 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Da Bigchamp
    Donald thought the clerk was gonna put the condom on his beak (for ducks it's a bill).

    By the way, nice joke.
    Lol... thanks champ :-)
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