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    Feb 14, 2008, 12:46 PM
    Wal-mart greeter
    A very loud, very unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into
    Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way
    Through the entrance.

    The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to
    Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

    The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they
    Ain't.The older one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you
    Think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

    'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter 'I just
    Couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank
    You for shopping at Wal-Mart."
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    #2

    Feb 14, 2008, 12:51 PM
    Funny joke
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    #3

    Feb 14, 2008, 01:01 PM
    Love it!
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    #4

    Feb 14, 2008, 02:23 PM
    Lololol
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    #5

    Feb 14, 2008, 03:14 PM
    LMAO... thats good :-)
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    #6

    Feb 14, 2008, 03:16 PM
    Hope it was one of those sweet little old ladies who said that. Lol.
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    Feb 15, 2008, 07:03 AM
    Lmao. Nice joke. Keep adding more if you can
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    #8

    Feb 17, 2008, 05:50 PM
    LOL... too funny! Lol
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    #9

    Feb 18, 2008, 07:15 PM
    Heard it before.
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    #10

    Mar 22, 2008, 04:37 PM
    LOL I loved that one
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    #11

    Mar 22, 2008, 06:33 PM
    LOL.. That is friggin' fantastic. I love seeing obnoxious rude people get there come-uppings!
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    Mar 22, 2008, 06:37 PM
    Sounds like they were shoping at my local walmart
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    #13

    Mar 26, 2008, 07:55 AM
    Heeheee... funny!
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    #14

    Apr 1, 2008, 02:08 PM
    Ha I work at the British walmart partner asda and trust me its like a real scenario we do get customers like that and our greeters are just as witty!
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    #15

    Apr 5, 2008, 07:46 PM
    Now that's a jaw dropper!
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