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    Feb 6, 2008, 12:32 PM
    Be careful what you ask for
    A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, 'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.'
    The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'
    He never heard the shot...
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    Feb 6, 2008, 12:34 PM
    Smirk smirk smirk... I love this, Tuscany. Huge thank you for sharing.
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    Feb 6, 2008, 05:01 PM
    R o f p m s l
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    Feb 6, 2008, 09:59 PM
    Lol nice one. I will have to keep this one for a future date. Lol
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    Feb 7, 2008, 04:27 PM
    Ha ha... very funny :-)
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    Feb 11, 2008, 08:51 PM
    LOL... very funny!
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