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michealb · Feb 5, 2008, 12:54 PM

I'm the one true god. Can you prove me wrong? Would you risk your soul doubting me? If you can't prove me wrong, I'll be setting up a paypal account so you can start sending me 10% of your income.

Also to the person who is going to pray to me to win the lottery. I ran some tests and I found out you had to win 4 lotteries before you believed I was the true god and giving you 4 lotteries messed up my ultimate plan so you ended up not winning the lottery because it doesn't prove my point. So by the shear fact that you didn't win the lottery proves, I'm the one true god.

NeedKarma · Feb 5, 2008, 12:59 PM

Sorry Michael, the Great Flying Spagetti Monster has appeared before me and touched me in places that felt good. There is documented proof of his existence:

michealb · Feb 5, 2008, 01:06 PM

The Great Flying Spaghetti Monster is a powerful being known by many names but he only wishs to temp you away from the truth.

NeedKarma · Feb 5, 2008, 01:21 PM

My wife also mentions that he is inside her. She now has a feeling of peace and wishes to have a cigarette.

michealb · Feb 5, 2008, 01:39 PM

I have given you free will and although I could take it from you and force you to believe. Your non-believe only hurts you in the long run and doesn't interfere with my ultimate goal.
I highly suggest though that you listen to Pascal's wager and believe that this is the true god that is speaking to you.

Wondergirl · Feb 5, 2008, 01:40 PM

I had heard the True God was a perfect speller and used good grammar and punctuation.

michealb · Feb 5, 2008, 01:50 PM

I speak all languages that have ever been or ever will be however in order for a plan to unfold properly things you see as errors are actually required when you see the larger picture.

Wondergirl · Feb 5, 2008, 01:55 PM

The True God is good with commas too.

michealb · Feb 5, 2008, 02:01 PM

Again you see them as errors but if you could see the larger picture. You would understand that it is written the way it needs to be written.

Wondergirl · Feb 5, 2008, 02:03 PM

Hallelujah!

michealb · Feb 6, 2008, 09:09 AM

Interesting that even with an outlandish claim, no one can absolutely prove the negative isn't it.

ineedhelpfast · Feb 6, 2008, 10:45 PM

What are you trying to prove or disprove?

michealb · Feb 7, 2008, 07:52 AM

The statement that I'm god. I use myself because well I'm a megalomaniac but it really could be anything or anyone. The augments for faith such as Pascal's wager could apply to any religion. I present this statement to see if anyone can give a logical answer to proving I'm not god. This should be particular interest to people of faith since I would think that the first step in proving your own god would be being able to absolutely disprove all others.

NeedKarma · Feb 7, 2008, 08:02 AM

Please show your Grace to me oh michaelb. I prayed to him and my boil is now gone. Praise be to Him.

firmbeliever · Feb 7, 2008, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by michealb

The statement that I'm god. I use myself because well I'm a megalomaniac but it really could be anything or anyone. The augments for faith such as Pascal's wager could apply to any religion. I present this statement to see if anyone can give a logical answer to proving I'm not god. This should be particular interest to people of faith since I would think that the first step in proving your own god would be being able to absolutely disprove all others.

"The One and Only.
"... the Eternal, Absolute.
"He begets not, nor is He begotten.
And there is none like unto Him."

If you fit the above Criterion you could be God... if not, "I" don't think you are who you claim to be... :)

NeedKarma · Feb 7, 2008, 12:52 PM

I don't think he has to fit anyone else's criteria Firm. That's like saying Mohammed does not fit the criteria for Zeus so therefore Mohammed is a false god.

firmbeliever · Feb 7, 2008, 01:02 PM

Originally Posted by NeedKarma

I don't think he has to fit anyone else's criteria Firm. That's like saying Mohammed does not fit the criteria for Zeus so therefore Mohammed is a false god.

Hey NK,
Muhammad (pbuh)never claimed to be God nor do we believe him to be equal or the same to the Almighty.
He was a human being.

NeedKarma · Feb 7, 2008, 01:03 PM

So you have no god? Join the worship of michaelb!

firmbeliever · Feb 7, 2008, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by NeedKarma

So you have no god? Join the worship of michaelb!

NK,
You are confusing me or yourself!:)

We never did worship a human being,Muhammad(pbuh) or any other Messenger or Prophet...
We worship the Almighty.

templelane · Feb 7, 2008, 01:12 PM

"The One and Only.
"... the Eternal, Absolute.
"He begets not, nor is He begotten.
And there is none like unto Him."

How do you know that doesn't fit michealb's description? Have you met him?

Wondergirl- the lord michealb writes in the way that is meant to be written. Your English rules do not apply to a deity.

Let the commas be free and the people breathless!