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michealb · Feb 13, 2008, 06:55 PM

It really depends on what you tempt me with.

Galveston1 · Feb 18, 2008, 07:48 PM

You think you have it figured out. I think I have it figured out. You have convinced me! I am ready to give you all the respect and honor that I would give to --umm--Jim Jones or maybe David Koresh.

inthebox · Feb 18, 2008, 08:26 PM

MichaelB,

Can I prove that your not god? Sure... but I honestly do not want you to try this, because I take your question as a joke, :D

You Tube yourself getting crucified, as described in the Bible, have a confirmation that you are legally dead, then in 3 days rise from the dead. You don't have to take away anyone's sins, because the one true God has already done that.

Oh, for extra points, you have to be born of a Virgin.

NeedKarma · Feb 19, 2008, 02:04 AM

Originally Posted by inthebox

MichaelB,

Can I prove that your not god? sure... but I honestly do not want you to try this, because I take your question as a joke, :D

You Tube yourself getting crucified, as described in the Bible, have a confirmation that you are legally dead, then in 3 days rise from the dead. You don't have to take away anyone's sins, because the one true God has already done that.

Oh, for extra points, you have to be born of a Virgin.

All hearsay.

Capuchin · Feb 19, 2008, 02:19 AM

Originally Posted by inthebox

You Tube yourself getting crucified, as described in the Bible, have a confirmation that you are legally dead, then in 3 days rise from the dead. You don't have to take away anyone's sins, because the one true God has already done that.

Oh, for extra points, you have to be born of a Virgin.

No God that I've heard of has ever youtubed himself being crucified, how dare you hold michaelb to a higher standard than your false gods.

NeedKarma · Feb 19, 2008, 02:30 AM

Originally Posted by inthebox

You Tube yourself getting crucified, as described in the Bible,...

I provided YouTube proof of my god in the second post of this thread: https://www.askmehelpdesk.com/religi...tml#post865411

michealb · Feb 19, 2008, 07:21 AM

Originally Posted by inthebox

You Tube yourself getting crucified, as described in the Bible, have a confirmation that you are legally dead, then in 3 days rise from the dead. You don't have to take away anyone's sins, because the one true God has already done that.

Oh, for extra points, you have to be born of a Virgin.

I don't believe that you believe that your god did those things either. Why though would you need some person two thousand years ago to tell you something when I'm right here telling you. Regardless, your personal believes makes no difference in who I am. You could believe that someone is a fish but that doesn't make him a fish. 3 billion of you could believe a person is a fish, but you would all still drown when you enter the ocean.

michealb · Feb 19, 2008, 07:43 AM

Originally Posted by Galveston1

You think you have it figured out. I think I have it figured out. You have convinced me!! I am ready to give you all the respect and honor that I would give to --umm--Jim Jones or maybe David Koresh.

Both of those men believed that were serving a god when they did what they did. I have no need for such cults. If I would have desired one I would have created one. This Q&A is for your benefit

Galveston1 · Feb 19, 2008, 06:44 PM

Oh, well. Time will tell, won't it.

Alty · Feb 19, 2008, 06:51 PM

Originally Posted by michealb

I speak all languages that have ever been or ever will be however in order for a plan to unfold properly things you see as errors are actually required when you see the larger picture.

You speak all languages? Gutten tag, wie geht es dir?:)

I do admit your grammar is emmaculate, so far;)

michealb · Feb 19, 2008, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by Altenweg

Gutten tag, wie geht es dir?:)

Ich bin gut, vielen Dank.
Ich schreibe die Wegedinge müssen geschrieben werden.

Alty · Feb 19, 2008, 08:29 PM

Yikes, thought I had you there. I only speak english and german so I can't test you further. How did you get the umlaut over the u? Aufwiedersehn.

NeedKarma · Feb 19, 2008, 08:39 PM

Altenweg,
It's all about the ascii codes: Ascii Table - ASCII character codes and html, octal, hex and decimal chart conversion
The u with umlaut is alt-129 --> ü

Michaelb: As-tu reçu mon argent? Je t'ai envoyé tous ce que j'ai dans mon compte d'épargne.

I will be saved.

Alty · Feb 19, 2008, 08:43 PM

Thanks, I'll try that, I usually just add an e while typing. Do I need to decode your message to michaelb or are you going to share?

michealb · Feb 19, 2008, 08:48 PM

Votre argent a été reçu, je vous remercie. :)

Alrenweg,
You can also use character map. It comes with windows. Go to start, programs, accessories, system tools, character map.

NeedKarma · Feb 19, 2008, 08:49 PM

I'm assuming his godliness knows exactly what I wrote... or he's busy at Babelfish. :D

NeedKarma · Feb 19, 2008, 08:51 PM

Dear Lord it is you!
I bow and say goodnight.

cal823 · Feb 19, 2008, 08:54 PM

Be warned! This "michaelb" is not god, he is a fallen noodly appendage, who is trying to tempt you away from the great spaghetti monsters noodly embrace! Ramen!

michealb · Feb 19, 2008, 08:58 PM

Babelfish would explain my bad grammar, If only they translated english to god better.

Alty · Feb 19, 2008, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by michealb

Votre argent a été reçu, je vous remercie. :)

Alrenweg,
You can also use character map. It comes with windows. Go to start, programs, accessories, system tools, character map.

Ha, got you, it's Altenweg not Alrenweg, whew you had me going there for a minute.:p And as you obviously read german you should know what Altenweg stands for, although I'm not making a statement with it, it's my last name.:o